[ SECRET POST #1970 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1970 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro]


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10. [SPOILERS for ASOIAF, Game of Thrones]



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13. [TRIGGER WARNING for gore/body horror]



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14. [TRIGGER WARNING for self-harm]



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15. [TRIGGER WARNING for misogyny, rape, racism]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #281.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

10 out of fucking 10. This is some grade A trolling. Love it!

[(Anonymous)]

You can't be serious, they need to be marked down for everyone calling them out on it. They need to make us believe that what they posted is true

Convince us OP, make us believe.

[(Anonymous)]

I want to believe~.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay! I wrote that comment before I saw that everyone had called it. -2 for being obvious, though I thought I thought that this was a fairly subtle troll in that this actually seems like something someone could believe. Kind of a reverse " Canon pairings are boring and suck. I wish no one wrote canon pairs!" 8/10. The trolling made me laugh.

[megalomaniageek.livejournal.com]

I might give it an 8/10, but the bit about "I bet it affects your real relationships" makes me bump it down to 7. It doesn't otherwise veer off into overly greedy territory (e.g. your shipping preferences indicate that: you're racist/sexist/homophobic, you're fat/stupid/ugly, you're a sex offender/rapist/pedophile), and it's perfectly legible. Although I'm almost tempted to bump it back up to 8 for not coming out and saying "you probably can't get a date" but only strongly implying it. Otherwise it's generally good and somewhat believable for sticking mostly to "guilty by association," which some otherwise reasonable people actually believe in some way or another.

ETA: forgot to add the most important thing, which is that even though plenty of people are calling troll, this secret has a HUGE response rate. So it should get a high score for that too.

[(Anonymous)]

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Watching you pick apart trolls for grading is one of my favorite parts of this comm now.
jsyk

[drunken-clowns.livejournal.com]

Nah, they were too vitriolic. Maybe people could take it seriously if OP's tone felt a little more natural and less "I AM GOING TO MAKE SOME PEOPLE ANGRY TODAY." Points for everything else though, at least they didn't make it look like Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. Too many trolls doing that, it's not even funny anymore.