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⌈ Secret Post #1970 ⌋

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[Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro]

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10. [SPOILERS for ASOIAF, Game of Thrones]

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15. [TRIGGER WARNING for misogyny, rape, racism]

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We need a Random Lyrics Thread for such a stupid secret.

...*ahem*...

EXCITEMENT ABOUNDS, I ALMOST CAN'T WAIT!
RELAX! I DON'T WANT YOUR BABY, I ALREADY ATE

Edited 2012-05-25 23:44 (UTC)

TO DEFEAT THE HUNS

...Wait.

HUNS ARE DELICIOUS, OR SO I'M TOLD
WHAT SHALL I BUTCHER THEM WITH? FIRE OR COLD?

"This ain't no joke motherfucker! You think I'm joking?! This shit has got a great big dick and you better get down on your knees and start smoking!"

I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER
DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink, while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS.

Whatcha want, Natalie?
TO DRINK AND FIGHT!
Whatcha need Natalie?
TO FUCK ALL NIGHT!

~~Disappointed that anybody has yet to continue the lyrics I posted. Where's the LFG love? =(~~

Though I do tend to generally kill, kill things that don't fight back
I see this village! What does it hold?
What shall I butcher them with, fire or cold?

~~EEEEEEEEEEEE!~~

Running from me, sure you'd think
He's a pathological bloodthirsty homicidal maniac!

I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies
I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more
You see a wife? I see a widow!
But what then?
Can't you see?
I'd kill four!

I want to incinerate and decapitate
I want to melt
Want to melt some faces!
Watching the peasants...what do they call it?
Ah, grieve!

I suppose that being undead there's not much to life
A soul is needed for loving, feeling
How does this all not make me
Uh, what's that word again?
Heave!

You've nowhere to hide!
Nowhere to run!
Your village will burn like the heart of the sun!
With infinite glee
It's going to be me
That slaughters the world!

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(Anonymous) - 2012-05-26 02:19 (UTC) - Expand

dorknessrising.livejournal.com - 2012-05-26 02:23 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2012-05-26 02:25 (UTC) - Expand

TROGDOR!!!

Burninating the countryside,

Burninating the peasants

Burninating all the peoples

htebazytook.livejournal.com - 2012-05-26 03:30 (UTC) - Expand

mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com - 2012-05-26 11:44 (UTC) - Expand

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTE OF A MAN SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO? THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!

GALILEO GALILEO GALILEO GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO MAGNIFICO.

I'M JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES ME. HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY! SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

BISMILLAH, NO, WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

LET ME GOOOO!!

WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

LET ME GOOOO!!!!

LET ME GO!

NEVER LET YOU GO!

MAMMA MIA, MAMMA MIA, MAMMA MIA LET ME GO!

Iiiiii'm saaaaailing awaaaaay...

GLEE! It's the feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
GLEE! It's like a drug that you use that turns pain into shoes and your shoes into dance.