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⌈ Secret Post #1981 ⌋

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His lips look like the edges of two pancakes stacked on top of each other, and his chin and jaw look like unformed moldy cookie dough.

He's also got giant hands like a construction worker or something.

Big hands, I know you're the one.

I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out

LOL, last night I had the munchies for pancakes. Ended up having a friend bring some from McDonald's as I am banned from baking while high. Do not recommend them.

A high, domed forehead like a sourdough loaf, a nose shaped like a chicken drummette and twin glazed prunes for eyes... why am I hungry all of a sudden?

Kissing someone whose lips are made of pancakes sounds pretty nice though
mmmm

as nice as it sounds, cannibalizing my so doesn't turn me on

Yay! Another Saul lover! I've had my share of sexual fantasies about him too, no shame. I really like his character, so I hope he shows up a lot this season.

Have you seen "Mr. Show", OP? If not, you should.

On paper, Bob Odenkirk seems like he should not be nearly attractive as he is -- he's kind of funny looking, his voice is nasal, he usually plays kind of abrasive characters -- but....I feel you, my friend. He's just got a certain something....

I totally approve of your Saul lust, but how can the fact that Breaking Bad is amazing not make you look forward to the return of Breaking Bad?!

Seriously, I can't wait to have a heart attack every week again.

Oh god, that scene in your icon... ;;

Season 4 should have been subtitled Men With Daddy Issues.

I think it should have been subtitled DING DING, MOTHERFUCKER.

lol I love how your first thought is "daddy issues", and my first thought is "I SHIP IT" hahahaa

There is a gaping void in my life that can only be filled with Jesse/Walt h/c fic. (RECS??)

AYRT

Oh, I ship it -because- of the daddy issues. =|

I've never read any BB fics, sadly, so I has no recs. :(

Weights and Measures is the only Walt/Jesse fic I've read and liked so far. It's really short and in second person POV and not really h/c, but here you go.

I don't think BB has a very active fandom, from what I've seen.

I read a slashy Generation Kill/Breaking Bad crossover where Ray Person and Jesse meet at a Georgia O'Keefe exhibit and it was all kinds of awesome.

I can't seem to find it and have started wondering if my subconscious is just being a dick and teasing me.

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fingalsanteater - 2012-06-06 20:02 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2012-07-09 21:27 (UTC) - Expand

FUCKING THIS.

I fucking love this secret.

He had better get a spinoff when BB is over. I don't care if it sucks as much as The Lone Gunmen, I will watch the shit out of that.

Saul is seriously the only reason you're looking forward to Breaking Bad? I mean, I love Saul, but BB is an incredible show. I'm re-watching it for the third time, and I still can't believe how perfect it is.

That said, I feel the same way about Jesse lol. Aaron Paul does nothing for me, but I would hit Jesse six ways from Sunday, tbqh.

Jesse is so hot I can't really deal with it.

He is such a freaking woobie (and I like it). He is so not even my type and I just can't deal with his hotness. I won't even watch BB with my mom anymore because it feels weird pervving over him with her in the room.

I'm surprised this hasn't been said already:

~Better call Saul!~