[ SECRET POST #1987 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1987 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 096 secrets from Secret Submission Post #284.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[atgdng]

Oh, indeed he is.

And let's not forget the 'Myrish swamp' for the ladiez...

[anonymouslyyours]

I gagged at 'swamp' alone and then realized I didn't know what Myrish meant. The only def. I found was "Myrish fire is a medical ointment, that originated in the free city of Myr. It is often used to clean a wound and burns on contact." on a Game of Thrones Wiki

I'm not sure I want to know but... WTH does that mean?

[(Anonymous)]

A reference to the power of the Healing Vagina, maybe?

[kallanda_lee]

Wet, slimy vagina?

[anonymouslyyours]

I got that from swamp alone so I'm wondering why Myrish was applied?

[(Anonymous)]

spoilers for the fourth book (just to be safe)



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Her nipples were two black diamonds, her sex slick and steamy. Robert would have loved you, for an hour.

The queen slid a finger into that Myrish swamp, then another, moving them in and out, but once he spent himself inside you, he would have been hard-pressed to recall your name.

She wanted to see if it would be as easy with a woman as it had always been with Robert.

Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace, she thought, slipping a third finger into Myr.

Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes.

You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs.

Taena gave a shudder. She gasped some words in a foreign tongue, then shuddered again and arched her back and screamed.

[natural_blue_26.livejournal.com]

...If your nipples are black, you probably have a serious problem.

[anonymouslyyours]

I know! All of a sudden I'm wondering if I've accidentally opened weeping cock.

[altogetherisi]

She's a POC, so while black might be a hyperbole, she's not sick or anything...

[natural_blue_26.livejournal.com]

Ah. I know nothing about the character series, so I had no idea.

[anonymouslyyours]

Wait, Myr is her name so it was like "her Susanish swamp"?
WTF WTF WTF!

[anonymouslyyours]

"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm" I'm really trying not to laugh at the dRAMAZZ in that sentence and failing.

[(Anonymous)]

Her name is Taena; Myr is the name of the city she comes from.

[anonymouslyyours]

Wow, I don't think that makes it any better.


If anyone ever refers to my genitals as an Americanish anything I am pretty sure I would leap out of bed.

[altogetherisi]

He's referencing her being a POC and foreign. I agree it's not the best description, but there you go.

[(Anonymous)]

Are the rest of the books as terribly written as this?

[fauxkaren]

lol. No. Not really. I mean, most of GRRM's prose isn't great. He's a good storyteller, but only a passable writer, if that makes sense.

[scentbombed]

IDK why everyone's confused by that -- Myr is a city in the series and the character is from Myr.