[ SECRET POST #196 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #196 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #028.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, [ 1 2 ] not!fandom, [ 1 ] personal attack.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Saturday, July 21st, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[powercorrupts.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. Gazing occulars and succulent manflowers and throbbing rods of pleasure and all that.

Can someone tell me what is up with the use of bubbles and sparkle tones in hot steamy orgies in yaoi doujinshi? Because it's so distracting to be making note of the wangs and realizing that dear lord, there is a FLOWER drifting lazily across that man's penis.

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Succulent manflowers adhfgkadhgk wtf does that even mean *dies*

YAOI BOYS SELF-LUBRICATE AND THE STUFF THAT COMES OUT IS INTERCHANGABLE WITH BUBBLE MIX DUH

[powercorrupts.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but it sounds so terribly wrong that I want to see some awful purple prose porn use it some day.

Haha omg bubble mix as lube sounds painful. xD That stuff is soapy and runny, and the mental image of buttsex somehow blowing bubbles is killing me.

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LEMONY DOOR OF ANCIENT DELIGHT or something uhhhh

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[amazingjana.livejournal.com]

penis penis butt SQUELCH oh hey that bubble looks like a doggie! :D :D :D

hadf hahawu whatthefuck

Don't forget like pleasure sticks and hard throbbing manmeat!

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[failaga.livejournal.com]

Auuuuuugh that just reminded me of the zombies thing

[amazingjana.livejournal.com]

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[degrees.livejournal.com]

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[shahni.livejournal.com]

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[degrees.livejournal.com]

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[shahni.livejournal.com]

global warming (I swear that was used in a real published book)

[chelonianmobile.livejournal.com]

I remember that one!

How about "love tunnel" used in a RAPEFIC?

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[degrees.livejournal.com]

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[amazingjana.livejournal.com]

uuuh penis? I'MOUTOFMATERIAL ;A;

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[degrees.livejournal.com]

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[ew-younerd.livejournal.com]

HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY SEEN HOW GROSS "SLICK PUCKERED HOLES" LOOK IRL, ON GIRLS OR BOYS? WAHEJAWJEJAWEAWE

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and unfortunately, yes