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fandomsecrets2012-06-22 06:42 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2012-06-22 06:42 pm
[ SECRET POST #1998 ]
⌈ Secret Post #1998 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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[Peter Gabriel]
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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]
10. [SPOILERS for the Hunger Games]
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11. [WARNING for abuse]
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[Hetalia]
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14. [WARNING for gore, animal abuse]
http://i.imgur.com/SjfD3.jpg
[images of actual dead animals and stuff.]
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[Video Games Awesome Live]
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[Avatar: the Last Airbender]
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[American Horror Story]
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18. [WARNING for dub-con, grooming, brainwashing]
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19. [WARNING FOR general discussion of triggery topics (there's bound to be triggering material in the comments)]
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #285.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 (warning for rape) - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
HOLMES AND IRENE TEH FANFICTION: A TRIBUTE TO INSANENOODLE
(Anonymous) 2012-06-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)"WOULD YOU LIKE TO AWKWARDLY FONDLE EACH OTHER AND PLAY RISK," begged Irene one Friday night on Baker's Street. "I FEEL WE COULD IMPROVE OUR PHYSICAL INTIMACY THAT WAY."
"I'M MOSTLY BORED WITH THIS IDEA BUT I AM TEH DEMIROMANTIC AND YOU HAVE BEEN HERE A COUPLE HOURS" replied Homes, removing his pants
Irene lay down on the carpet and spread her legs wide, lifting her skirt slightly and positioning her cannon piece over eastern Europe. "I AM GOING TO TAKE THE BALKANS," she said. "IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH THAT."
"WHY ARE YOU ASKING IF THAT IS OKAY?" grunted Holmes as he methodically shoved his penis into Irene's vagina.
"BECAUSE," replied Irene, "I AM RESPECTFUL OF CONSENT ISSUES."
"THAT IS VERY KIND OF YOU AND I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE NOW," said Holmes as he began to thrust, aiming for a roughly fifty-fifty arm/knee weight distribution ratio.
"POMF," said Irene.
"WHAT?" asked Holmes.
"THAT IS WHAT THEY SAY WHEN YOU GET FUCKED, AT LEAST IN JAPAN," said Irene.
"NO. THAT IS LIMITED TO A FAIRLY RECENT ME ME. ANYWAY I THINK YOU MEAN UNF. THAT ISN'T PARTICULARLY JAPANESE, THOUGH. PLEASE PLACE MY CANNON ON EGYPT."
"FINE, I WILL TRY AGAIN, AND SURE," said Irene, whose unnoccupied hands were better able to manipulate the pieces. "UGUU. ONAY-SAN, IT HURTS."
"THAT DISTRURBS ME BUT I RESPECT YOUR DESIRES AND CHECK MY PRIVILEGE" replied Holmes. "THOUGH YOU REALLY SHOULD BE MORE MINDFUL OF ISSUES OF CULTURAL APPROPRIA--"
"I THINK I AM ORGASMING," shouted Irene. "YES. YES. YES... I JUST DID." She smiled happily. "SHERLOCK YOU HAD BEST HURRY. I WILL LOSE MOISTURE QUICKLY."
"IT IS OKAY. I AM NOT ENJOYING THIS PHYSICALLY BUT I DO FEEL A SENSE OF PHYSICAL INTIMACY" said Holmes.
'I'M SATISFIED WITH THAT," said Irene. "AND I AM GOING TO PUT THIS PIECE ON AUSTRALIA. ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULDN'T USE DICE, THOUGH?"
"I FUCKING TOLD YOU, WOMAN," said Holmes. "DICE IS ABLEST. YOU'RE JUST LIKE WATSON. TRAPPED IN A NORMATIVE PRISON OF YOUR OWN DESIGN."
Irene blamed society.
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