[ SECRET POST #2000 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2000 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 110 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

3/10

[trollometer]

I give you a 3/10 for one reason- people are always going to take this bait. Even if we know you are trolling, we are still going to pop in to say something. Especially the het females who enjoy anal themselves.

The bait is too general though. Try referring to a specific pairing or fandom or beloved BNF next time. You might not hook as many people, but when you narrow the field you can pit the more hardcore fans and defenders of the pairing/fandom/whatever against the haters and opposition.

I think you should have stopped at "It's not sexy." It's a subtle enough statement that infers "disgusting" without making your troll face too obvious. You explained the joke in the next statement and ruined the effect. Try again next time.

Re: 3/10

[stainless]

It is awesome that you exist.

Re: 3/10

[(Anonymous)]

No, actually this person is tiresome beyond belief.

Re: 3/10

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god, seriously, agreed. They're not even that astute

Re: 3/10

[insanenoodlyguy]

Somebody has to. Because he's the hero F!S deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A trollometer.

Re: 3/10

[ariakas]

Well played.

Re: 3/10

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know, trollometer isn't so bad; someone needs to school F!S's terrible, no good, very bad trolls. F!S trolls are the boringest.

Maybe they are trolling us with their infuriating blandness!

Re: 3/10

[(Anonymous)]

Idk, I personally find their 'schooling' just as bland and try-hard as the secrets themselves.

Re: 3/10

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded. Yawn.

Re: 3/10

[diet_poison]

This. Wow, I love your analysis, I think it is spot on.

I side-eyed it pretty hard at "it's not sexy", but when I read the rest it became so blatant that I just wanted to roll my eyes.

But I still had to resist the urge to say something, since you know, it's so...well...douchey.