[ SECRET POST #2000 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2000 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 110 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

20. http://i.imgur.com/txTfi.png

[(Anonymous)]

But what are your thoughts on yaoi?

[(Anonymous)]

no1curr

[chocorate]

I almost took the bait until the last paragraph. Good try though.

[(Anonymous)]

Why is it all their fault? I've written plenty of dirty anal sex and I'm a queer guy! Blame me too! I want to be on the anal side!

5/10

[(Anonymous)]

A classic of f!s, but too obvious.

I'll give you 5/10 out of sheer nostalgia for all the non-SJW-as-fuck and surprisingly low on trolls discussions of the olden days.

[(Anonymous)]

Can I just ask why are all these type of secrets (you know the ones, those that complain about slash fans…) refer only to heterosexual female writers? Is being attracted to women give you an amazing insight on m/m sex or what?

[visp.livejournal.com]

Well, the female fans probably write more of it because most of them tend to be straight women who see penetrative sex as the standard. But yeah, gay people do lots of different kinds of sexing - mix it up a bit, writers.

[miss_lydzi]

Keep talking.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm torn on this. I love frot, oral, intercrural, etc. But... I also like anal. IRL. So calling it disgusting and bitching about it doesn't make me want to agree with you.

[(Anonymous)]

All I can even think to say in response to this secret, is... if you don't like it, then don't read it. Or, better yet, write something yourself. I know, I know, how dare I make a rational suggestion.

[stainless]

Are you even trying?

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[(Anonymous)]

I was with you until you said "it's not sexy" and everything that followed. Personal preference, OP--some people (including this heterosexual female who rather enjoys it in RL) find it quite sexy.

Also, all sexual practices are disgusting in their own way. :)

[childings.livejournal.com]

I was with you until you called it "disgusting" because it's not, it's a normal sex act, even if you don't like doing it. But yeah, I wish people who wrote slash fic wrote more about frottage or oral sex or you know, the other sex acts that are possible between two guys, I mean really (I feel like fanartists are better at this than writers)

:(

[ooh_mrdarcy]

but... but... I like all kinds of sex

Why are you making me choose?! Why would you do that? You're seriously disturbed.

[(Anonymous)]

It's fanfic. Fanfic largely written by straight women, women who's only exposure to two gay men having sex with one another... is porn. Hate to break it to you OP, but there is an awful lot of anal happening in gay porn.

[elaminator]

More variety is always a good thing but seriously, it's disgusting? Not sexy? These things are opinions, not facts. And if you don't like you can always scroll on. And of course not only females write slash.

Why I'm even commenting on this when you're clearly a troll beats me. I know I shouldn't, but...I can't resist either. Dammit, self.

3/10

[trollometer]

I give you a 3/10 for one reason- people are always going to take this bait. Even if we know you are trolling, we are still going to pop in to say something. Especially the het females who enjoy anal themselves.

The bait is too general though. Try referring to a specific pairing or fandom or beloved BNF next time. You might not hook as many people, but when you narrow the field you can pit the more hardcore fans and defenders of the pairing/fandom/whatever against the haters and opposition.

I think you should have stopped at "It's not sexy." It's a subtle enough statement that infers "disgusting" without making your troll face too obvious. You explained the joke in the next statement and ruined the effect. Try again next time.

[countess_k]

Slash =/= gay.

Case closed.

[(Anonymous)]

Come to the anal side. We have brownies.

[nailtek]

man i don't even care that this is an obvious troll secret i just wanna say that i've written every type of pairing combo with butt stuff

because butt stuff is hot and gives me a boner
as long as you clean yourself out

[(Anonymous)]

Whatever. I'm a het female writer and I like it up the ass, too.

Now blowjobs, I can take or leave. But a dick up the ass? Bring that on.

[enjoythesilence]

This is actually one reason why I don't read much slash. Not because it squicks me. I find the act of sex squicky in general. But too heavy a focus on anal bores me.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a gay guy, and, well... I like anal. Although, the thing that gets me hotter than anything in no time, is a good make out session. Both IRL, and in fanfic. Yeah, um, now I wanna go find some porny fanfic; with hot-and-heavy make out sessions, and hickeys... hickeys are good, (maybe even with some good ol' anal thrown in there) to read. Job well done, and I suppose, massively backfired OP.

[(Anonymous)]

I was totally with you until the 'rather disgusting' part.

Yes, there should be more variety in slash fics. I'm a fan of frot and oral, myself.

But to insult an act that many people enjoy or like to write about, that's just not cool. Like what you like, and don't like what you don't like, but don't be a dick about it.