[ SECRET POST #2000 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2000 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 110 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[caparazon]

Everyone has already said what I've thought. But yep, I'm going to call troll. I think OP either knows little about Norse mythology, or hasn't watched the movie and has just seen images of Thor and Loki.

I mean, if they really wanted to make a case about wrong looks, the secret would've mentioned Sif's black hair (also in comics, sometimes even lampshaded by some writers by making her blonde when younger) and Heimdall being black in the movie. I've seen more people having issues with those than Thor's lack of ginger, curiously. And how about Balder having also black hair in comic canon, does that bother you too? But nope, the only problem is Chris Hemsworth's golden locks and a inaccurate point about Loki.

There are so many arguments that elitist nitpicky mythology hipsters could use about Marvel canon: Loki being an adoptive son of Odin and brother of Thor, Thor being a son of Frigga (movie), Laufey being a male giant, Odin losing his eye in battle (movie), Sif not being Thor's wife/love interest (movie), Loki not being trickster enough because he's eeeevil (exception: current Loki in comics, actual sympathetic trickster anti-hero), Thor being heir to Odin's throne at all. But yeah, red hair and woobiefication. For a nerd you have no fucking idea, so you're an internet jotunn.

[(Anonymous)]

Yep, I think trollometer called this one correctly.

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty much this.

Also if anyone criticizes Heimdall being black I will go to their house and shit directly into their mouth. Heimdall is The Coolest Dude and Thor 2 should have much much more of him.

[(Anonymous)]

I read some dude saying it was an insult to the ethnic peoples of Europe LOLWUT. And then I remembered that fascism and white supremacy has long associated itself with northern European mythology.

[caparazon]

Idris Elba rocked as Heimdall. I'm really glad he's back for the sequel, haters gonna hate.