[ SECRET POST #2002 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2002 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 066 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - text comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[diet_poison]

Wait, you're talking to the OP?

pretty sure the OP wasn't upset by lack of gay representation (assuming this is even true)

[wauwy]

Homophobes don't refer to themselves as homophobes. This secret is sarcastic.

[diet_poison]

You say that like you know for sure...but most people didn't interpret it that way.

[wauwy]

well most people are not so great at recognizing sarcasm, tbh.

I'm surprised anyone is reading it 1. possibly seriously or 2. as random trolling to stir up shit. It seems pretty obvious to me that it's complaining not so much about the lack of gay characters, as the total impossibility of their theoretical (canonical) existence by EVERYONE introduced so far being matched up in a het pairing or het love triangle.

[diet_poison]

Okay, yeah...not seeing the sarcasm there.

Getting some pretty arrogant vibes from you, though. "Most people"? Do you think you are the authority on sarcasm now? Maybe if most people don't see it, that's because it isn't there.

I don't see sarcasm even if I squint. Not that I think it's serious - it's probably a troll. But that's not the same thing as sarcasm. At all.

[wauwy]

lol well.

[fuchsiascreams]

Completely agree.

[(Anonymous)]

it's clear to me that wauwy as the one who made the secret and is now telling us what was really meant.

otherwise, why try to school you on the 'real' meaning behind the secret?

[diet_poison]

Yeah, I thought maybe that was it - that maybe they made the secret. Don't know for sure, though. Anyway, they're being over-the-top about defending it.

[fingalsanteater]

Yep, you and trollometer already said it better than I could have. This secret is a bad attempt at satire. I'm not trying to sound superior or anything, but I'm surprised very few people are seeing it.

[wauwy]

They probably only had enough credits for a mangy old baboon named Daisy, imo.

Luckily I've watched enough cinemas and gotten fat off enough flav-o-fives that I can easily be interfaced.

[fingalsanteater]

I was thinking "Mom, 'm nuts?" I thought maybe I'd gotten mustard all over my brain. But your navel was just as deep as mine, so deep I couldn't see to the bottom of it.

Heh, I'm just having an little electron sex party right now (not in a creepy way!) 'cause you're the first person recognize the reference in my screenname in all the years I've hung around this Place.

[(Anonymous)]

...To me it sounded like someone who is fairly self-aware.

I've heard similar comments in real life, which is why I can't believe someone admitting to being homophobic.

[fuchsiascreams]

Agree. I've also heard racist people admitting to being racist, misogynists admitting to being misogynistic, etc.

ayrt

[(Anonymous)]

I just noticed that I wrote "can't" instead of "can". But you still got what I was getting at, thanks!

Re: ayrt

[fuchsiascreams]

I kinda figured it was a typo, but I agree with what you were saying.

[fuchsiascreams]

This reminds me so much of that old adage, "You're not crazy if you know you're crazy".

O RLY? Sarcasm? SO THE ENTIRE SECRET IS ACTUALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THEY MEANT TO SAY?!

[(Anonymous)]

See OP's response to trollometer; OP really was being sarcastic.