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fandomsecrets2012-06-26 05:29 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2012-06-26 05:29 pm
[ SECRET POST #2002 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2002 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 066 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - text comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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(Anonymous) 2012-06-27 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)1) Show up to Clint's stakeouts, bring snacks, and nap in his nest as she sleeps easier with someone keeping guard.
2) Show up to Clint's stakeouts, steal his snacks, and critique his choice of nest.
3) Glare at Clint when he shows up on one of her covert missions.
4) Remind Clint to get his hair cut.
5) Apparently turn double agent, creating tension between Clint and Coulson as Clint has total faith in her and Coulson feels they have to prepare for the worst.
6) Maintain a polite distance from Coulson until Clint goes MIA and is written off as dead, at which point she kidnaps him for an unauthorised rescue mission because she figures he's the only one as invested in Clint as she is.
7) Complain bitterly about the paperwork Coulson requires, and look outraged when Clint weakly defends the need for detailed reports. Turn a pointed shoulder and bitch with Tony instead.
8) Tell Clint she doesn't have time for his romantic woes, she succumbed to poor judgement and stellar abs and slept with Steve and now he thinks they're going steady. She'll be hiding behind the printer if anyone needs her.
9) Tell Clint she washes her hands of it, she told him last year if he fucked yet another co-worker she would not help.
10) Listen sympathetically to Clint's woes, say "that's rough buddy" and then tell him about her own woes with the cute guy who works at the drycleaners.
12) Take Clint out for bubblegum flavoured vodka, and say things like "In Soviet Russia, handler seduces you." Clint isn't sure whether he should laugh or not. (Or perhaps he is.)
13) Go on a mission to outer space, send brief video messages back with kisses for Clint tagged on to the end of every report because it makes him laugh in the briefings.
14) Make Clint come to the store on Black Friday because she wants a cheap DVD player and even she needs backup.
15) Borrow Clint's books just as he's on the last chapter.
16) Go with Clint to a gunshow for soothing shop talk.
17) Plan Clint a surprise birthday party, and swap out his bullets for blanks just before so he doesn't reflexively shoot any guests. Also, it's three months before his birthday, so it's really surprising.
18) Dye her hair and leave orange handprints all over Clint's towels.
19) Hold his hand under the table during briefings about that time he was brainwashed and almost destroyed the Helicarrier.
20) Lie down on the couch with her head in his lap when she's feeling homesick for Russia.
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(Anonymous) 2012-06-27 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)no subject
(Anonymous) 2012-06-29 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)late reply, but if you're still reading, help yourself!
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(Anonymous) 2012-06-27 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)