[ SECRET POST #2003 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2003 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 040 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

04. http://i.imgur.com/pQVEU.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

If by "do" you mean "shove out a window and direct a herd of elephants to run him over" so would I, anon.

[maiira]

Oh god I laughed so fucking hard.

3/10

[trollometer]

I think you may get some SJW trolls starting wank by policing your fantasies, people saying you are a sick fuck, people shit talking Joffrey for being a sick fuck, and maybe some accusations of pedophilia from the uninspired, but I think your this thread may fall a little flat.

I do like your assurance that "I'm not weird or anything," and then following up with a statement that many would genuinely find weird. (And those that wouldn't have issues with such a statement could certainly have fun starting wank with it.)

Re: 3/10

[visp.livejournal.com]

Don't be so defeatist. And the "I think fictional villains are hot" is a pretty accepted fantasy, even in the feminist circles.

Re: 3/10

[meadowphoenix]

eh, OP said an older version, so I don't actually think this is a troll.

Re: 3/10

[(Anonymous)]

Can we please retire the /10 thing? It's so, so ready to be euthanized.

Re: 3/10

[trollometer]

I'm open to suggestions for other rating methods. Maybe range relating to temputure? Like:

Subzero (equal to -10 to -1 out of 10): your attempt at trolling was horrendous and your subject of choice heinous;

Cold (equal to 0 to 3 out of 10): your attempt at trolling was terrible, lazy or trite;

Warm (equal to 4 to 6 out of 10): your attempt at trolling was not great, but possessed certain attributes that didn't completely suck;

Hot (equal to 7 to 8 out of 10): your attempt at trolling wasn't too bad, but could use a little work;

On Fire (equal to 9 to 10 out of 10): your attempt at trolling is sure to cause maximum wank, ire, or confusion. Additionally, your wording and subject was on point and you may have shown some cleverness through sarcasm or humor;

Nova (equal to plus 10, or OVER 9000, to quote a tired meme): your attempt should cause the thread to violently explode. And/or, you can go Nova for a particularly clever troll secret that combines all the elements of the On Fire rating, but with a superior grasp of satire. Your message shouldn't be so obscured that some commenters can't divine your true intent.


Good idea, anon! I think I might just use this new meter tomorrow.

Re: 3/10

[(Anonymous)]

well done ;p

[(Anonymous)]

Look into some sadomasochism maybe? You can get that cruelty in a healthy relationship, you just gotta find the right person with the right kink.

[(Anonymous)]

If I'm being totally honest that looks like a tiny adult with an enormous head.

[habilelapin]

He's actually an adult. He's 18, I think. They're trying to play him as younger, so they dress him a bit young.

[(Anonymous)]

He's 20.

[habilelapin]

I was close.

[habilelapin]

It's called being a 'sub', anon, and it's considered a perfectly healthy lifestyle choice. Except not with Joffrey, because he's a little sociopath, and you deserve a safe word.

[lunabee34]

+1000000

[anonymouslyyours]

For some reason your wording made me laugh, but yes, what you said.

[habilelapin]

It's often my main goal around here.

[visp.livejournal.com]

While I find the character delightfully fun to watch, he's still such a child that it's hard to imagine him as a grown up. But hey, the Evil Is Sexy kink's hardly new, and they don't get much more evil than that one, so enjoy.

[(Anonymous)]

Similar to Viserys perhaps? It's not that much of a stretch.

[visp.livejournal.com]

Hm. A bit, but Viserys is all about cracking under pressure, while Joff is just a horrible brat who doesn't take things seriously enough.

[la_petite_singe]

Um...well, as long as it's just in a fictional, role-playing sense...?

[b_dangerous]

Actually, yes, this is very weird.