[ SECRET POST #2004 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2004 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02.
[madou monogatari, puyo puyo]


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03.
[Ultimate Spider-Man]


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04.
[Ray Park]


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05.
[Hotel Transylvania]


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06.
[The Sopranos]


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07.
[Katekyo Hitman Reborn]


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08.
[NCIS, X-Files, Avengers]


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09.
[Iron Man/Avengers]


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10.
[Ace Attorney]


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11.
[Dune]


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12.
[The Angry Beavers/Owen Wilson & Ben Stiller]


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13.
[Game of Thrones/ A Song of Ice and Fire]


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14.
[Community]


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15.
[TMZ TV Show]


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16.
[Exit to Eden]


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17.
[Avengers]


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18.
[BBC Sherlock, Lolita]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 020 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - text comment ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

13. http://oi45.tinypic.com/2wqafll.jpg
[Game of Thrones/ A Song of Ice and Fire]

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly, people exaggerate what men will do to see breasts. It's a joke, and it's a funny joke sometimes, but "I have boobs, you will obey" isn't really a thing for most guys. You can't really compel them to alter the status of their life's work by giving them a ten-second flash of titties, certainly.

[(Anonymous)]

I really don't think anyone takes it all that seriously. Just sayin'.

[(Anonymous)]

I read that as "I have boobs, you will obey" isn't really a thing for most gays and got a bit confused

[(Anonymous)]

..i don't think the op was 100% serious.

[habilelapin]

I feel so bad for even wanting that bastard Jaime to get a happy ending after what he did to Bran, but god, anon, I'm right there with you. I think it's because she's so damn cool, I want her to get a chance at being with someone who sees her as an equal.

I just don't trust him to not have a 'rocks fall, everyone dies' ending. I guess as long as the Khaleesi is on the throne, I'd be happy.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't get it. Because the man might not fulfill your 'ship fantasies means he's such a slobbering boob-zombie that all it takes is a flash of rack to change his mind? Martin might rightfully be accused of sexism and misogyny in his writings, but I hadn't heard he was so dumb and desperate for the sight of titties that he can't manage to find them for himself. Like, you know, on the internet or something.

[(Anonymous)]

In the news: Another Commenter Takes the Joke Too Seriously

Wait. That's not news.

[(Anonymous)]

speaking of which, I took a gander at sf_drama's thread about ASoIaF/GoT...dear God, they make Scans_Daily look moderate with their SJWs...

[(Anonymous)]

Or, you know, on his wife. The woman he's been in love with for years and chose to spend the rest of his life with.

[helenadax]

I don't think your tits hold such power over Martin but I ship Jaime and Brienne to, so good luck!

Warm

[trollometer]

(Yesterday a helpful anon pointed out that maybe the #/10 rating system was a little tired, so I devised a new system based on temperature. Warm is equal to a 4 to 6 out of 10.)

The feasibility of your pairing of choice is out of the realm of my fandom knowledge, but your investment in the characters' relationship conclusion makes for a mildly combustible topic. If the pairing has a decent sized and volatile fan base and and an equal or larger set of haters, I think you could get some of them going with your intense investment in this pairing.

The outrageous and exaggerated lenghths you would go to make sure your pairing gets their happy ending is ridiculously troll-y. Though, I like that also included an insult to the author, there at the end.

I do think this secret actually using that pairing to make fun of shipping in that fandom, and to take a pot shot at the GoT fans and series author.

[childings.livejournal.com]

In GRRM's case, maybe just flashing a nipple would be ok

He has a weird thing about nipples and it creeps my out. In his writing... NIPPLES. EVERYWHERE.

[(Anonymous)]

Wouldn't you say that this secret is about as useful as...ummm... maybe... NIPPLES ON A BREASTPLATE?!

[(Anonymous)]

awkward

nipple is the most unerotic word for me, it knocks me completely out of the scene. i don't even mind actual real nipples, just the word

nipple

[(Anonymous)]

Here's hoping you have a pair of fucking fantastic knockers, anon!

I ship them with the burning of 10,000 suns.

[elaminator]

Actually don't watch this show or read the books myself, but from what a friend has told me...I hope it happens too.

[(Anonymous)]

mild spoilers....


do you think Jaime will shave his head next season? given how Tyrion didn't lose his nose and Dany wasn't bald, I have to wonder if they'd be willing to make a fairly big change to the character's appearance...

also, can't wait for the bath scene...:D

[(Anonymous)]

I love them but I really don't see a happy ending in the cards? I could see them both fighting to the death, side-by-side, and kind of acknowledging that there's no one else they'd rather die with. But that's about as happy of an ending as I can picture. Especially for Jaime. I don't see him surviving the series which saddens me since he is my favorite male character.

[(Anonymous)]

I lol'd. If you need a second pair, shout. I'm up for it.

[mutantjules.livejournal.com]

...........I would too cough

I mean, I don't think it would NECESSARILY work, but I'd give it a shot. For them.

[velvet_mace]

To GRRM's credit, he's not nearly as tit oriented as Game of Thrones would suggest. And he also hates giving anyone a happy ending.

And tbh, I'm more partial to Brienne turning Jaime's guts into bowstrings than I am her living happily ever after with him. He's not worthy of her loyalty.

[avatarmn]

My happy ending for them would be her disemboweling him. Is that what you mean, OP?

[agentcthulhu]

I, too, hope they will have some sort of happy ending together but I doubt they will survive the series.

[lunabee34]

I ship them pretty hard myself. I'd love for them to be together at the end of the series. But that's probably not going to happen. I imagine one or both of them will be dead. *sigh*