[ SECRET POST #2018 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2018 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Dragon Age: Origins]


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03.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Mark Watches]


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04.
[KingKiller Chronicle]


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05.
[Ben-to]


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06.
[The Binding of Isaac]


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07.
[Fantastic Four]


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08.
[Dragon Age 2; Team Fortress 2]


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09.
[Highlander: The Series]


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10.
[Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron]


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11.
[X-Men: First Class]


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12.
[Doctor Who]


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13.
[Sly Cooper/Ratchet & Clank]


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14.
[Avengers]


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15.
[Jay Smooth]


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16.
[Avengers, James Bond]


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17.
[Brokeback Mountain]


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18.
[X-Men movies]


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19.
[The Dark Knight]


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20.
[Star Wars]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 022 secrets from Secret Submission Post #288.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That's kind of gross, but at least the woman is old enough that they're probably not going to have sex even if they're married.

[(Anonymous)]

Let me tell you someone: one day, you'll be their age. And they look fucking fantastic. Either of them could get some.

[ariakas]

[kallanda_lee]

Two things:

1 - Samuel L. Jackson ain't no spring chicken either.

2 - Old people have sex. Get over it.

[(Anonymous)]

Did you know senior citizens actually have the highest rate of STDs out of any age group? :DDD

(Yeah, old people be bangin. All the time. What else do you do when you're retired?)

[anonymouslyyours]

I saw an ad from this campaign in an unrelated youtube video today and lol'ed.

[(Anonymous)]

A number of years ago I saw a thing on... Oprah? about this. They had as a guest a woman who had contracted HIV from a boyfriend she had in her 50s or 60s.

It's a combination of an "STDs are only a problem among young people" misconception, assuming condoms are unnecessary when the woman is post-menopausal but forgetting that they are not just for birth control, and people who are divorced or widowed after decades of monogamy - and who may not have even been sexually active before marriage - suddenly back to (or for the first time ever) having sex with new partners and they are just not used to thinking about STDs because it wasn't an issue in their lives for so long.

But yes, old people have sex. Those who disapprove are free to take vows of chastity once they reach a certain age, I'll be over here, laughing.

[lunabee34]

Awwwwww, bb. That is so thirteen years old and also not precious.

[(Anonymous)]

Idk, I'd hit this HBIC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqS9jxruy-A) any day of the week. She'd probably dominate every partner she'd have, too, Fury included.

[endis_ni]

And he'd bloody love it, as well.