fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2018 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2018 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Dragon Age: Origins]

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[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Mark Watches]

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[KingKiller Chronicle]

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[Ben-to]

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[The Binding of Isaac]

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[Fantastic Four]

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[Dragon Age 2; Team Fortress 2]

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[Highlander: The Series]

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[Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron]

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[X-Men: First Class]

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[Doctor Who]

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[Sly Cooper/Ratchet & Clank]

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[Avengers]

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[Jay Smooth]

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[Avengers, James Bond]

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[Brokeback Mountain]

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[X-Men movies]

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[The Dark Knight]

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[Star Wars]

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Today I said "You guys are besties like testes." Now I'm being told no one anywhere ever would laugh at that and I should take a douchebag penalty. My siblings have agreed that I can escape punishment if I can get people to say what I said is even a little funny. Help a girl out!

My lips trembled a little. That counts, right?

I'm counting it just because I suspect that dead fish my brother brought up from the river is going to be incorporated into my punishment.

You're safe - I actually laughed. Though my mind is a veeery strange place, so I'm not sure if counts.

I'm totally safe I got our neighbor who is a sweet old lady to laugh at it and then my brother's face of panic when he realized what I was saying to her. She was all like, "Young man do you know that I am eighty years old? If you think that's the dirtiest thing I've ever heard you have another think coming."

This part made me laugh more. :)

Dude, how is that phrase NOT infinitely better than the traditional "two peas in a pod"? I guess you could also say, "two nuts in a sack" but fuck that.

Yours rhymed! Chuckle. BONUS.

I gigglesnorted. But it might be something that's funnier in print than spoken out loud? *shrugs*

Also, thank you for the term "douchebag penalty". I need to remember that one ;)

How we do it is everyone points at the offender and in their best (worst) British accent shouts "YOU SIR/MADAM ARE A DOUCHEBAG!" and then water or little bits of food gets thrown in your face or some other icky punishment happens.

I giggled.

idk I think it's cute

Def giggled a little bit! :D

I feel so vindicated by all these replies. They're the ones with a lousy sense of humor!

Indeed! I mean who wouldn't at least smile and giggle a little at that??

To be fair they might just be a little tired of all my testes/ovary jokes. "You seem a little... testy." when my brother is being an insufferable dude and "Are you sure you're... ovary it?" when my little sister is PMSing.

edited because I can't stop: "That's a very testicular way of thinking." "Are you sure you're not ovarythinking it?"

Edited 2012-07-13 02:45 (UTC)

lololololol *dying at all of these* I need to start using some of these now!

that's awesome, i love it, i'm using it forever

Edited 2012-07-13 02:38 (UTC)

I just saw a pair of smiley-faced testicles in my mind's eye. I laughed far too hard and long at this. D:

You probably know this: I approve ;)

How would I have ever guessed that?!? :D

Between the codpiece thread and all the gifs, how can you not? ;)

I have no idea why but I have been laughing and laughing at those adorable fingers. :D A+ agentcthulhu!

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