[ SECRET POST #2020 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2020 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 (marked by the OP as not a secret) - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - take it to comments ], [ 1 - personal attack ].
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Comments

[anonymouslyyours]

See! There's the bad jokes I was talking about. Sorry, just ignore me.

[bismuthine]

Hehe, I love bad jokes.
Especially awful puns.

[anonymouslyyours]

*stars in my eyes* Bad jokes are the best. Especially if you do them one after the other like a round of ill-advised shots.

I tend to only like doing them IRL though because so much depends on inflection and facial expression but I have been known to get down ATK.


/My sister blew my mind last week. I was telling her bad joke after bad joke and I said "What do an eagle and a mole have in common?" The bad joke answer was "They both live underground except for the mole." Her reply? "They can both be bald?"

[bismuthine]

I like to pick a theme and shoehorn as many terrible puns into one conversation as I can.
Like, water you doing, it wasn't on porpoise, we're having a whale of a time, something's fishy, shell come around, eel be back, etc
I think the worst/best theme so far was razor and shaving puns.

[anonymouslyyours]

It's like I'm trying to verbally beat someone into submission when I do it.

I made my sister a period fanmix for her first cycle. She still hasn't forgiven me for it.

[bismuthine]

I lost it
That's GREAT

I just go until I stop thinking up more, or I switch themes.
Although occasionally my twin and I can have a pun off. We just bounce off each other for a while-we can go for a while once we get going.

[anonymouslyyours]

Please tell me you make ctrl+c ctrl+v jokes!

[bismuthine]

I don't know what that means! Can you explain it?

[anonymouslyyours]

They're the keyboard shortcuts for copy & paste. Because you are twins?

[bismuthine]

That's a good idea
More like a bad photocopy at this point though, since I got a pixie cut and she has really long hair.
We missed out on a perfectly good bad joke.

[anonymouslyyours]

My sister and I resemble each other greatly so she always make before and after photoshop jokes.

[bismuthine]

do people ask if you're twins a lot? That always annoys me.

[anonymouslyyours]

No, there's an eight year difference. They usually think I'm her mom.

[bismuthine]

That's just as bad, pffft.

[anonymouslyyours]

No arguments here. I developed early and it was pretty mortifying to have attention drawn to it.

[bismuthine]

That sucks. Everybody always wants to ask about that sort of thing.