[ SECRET POST #2022 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2022 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 088 secrets from Secret Submission Post #289.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[habilelapin]

The more people talk about this series, the more I want to set it on fire.

[dazzledfirestar]

*hands over a zippo* Burn, baby, burn.

[habilelapin]

Nah man, you gotta pour accelerent on that shit first, make sure it goes up good and hot. (Pours some vodka on there) That'll do. Light it up. We should have a bonfire party, all us East Coast F!S people, shoplift some copies of this shit, and have ourselves a barbecue.

[anonymouslyyours]

Shouldn't we save the vodka for the barbecue? I refuse to do bonding time sober.

[habilelapin]

Baby girl, I didn't say pour all the vodka. Just the cheap gallon jug. We can save the good shit for ourselves.

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh good. For a second I thought someone had hacked your account. :)

[habilelapin]

Nah darling, the good vodka goes in my bloodstream. The cheap shit will cleanse this bitch's wet dream from the minds of the easily corrupted like holy water on the possessed.

Like I'd do anything with good vodka but get drunk. That said, it's a rum and cherry Dr. Pepper night tonight.

[anonymouslyyours]

Lucky. I'm drinking something that is more fruit juice than alcohol and I have to pee every ten minutes just to maintain a buzz.

[habilelapin]

Fuck that noise, this glass is more rum than soda, enough so I had to add some grenadine in there to make it bearable. That said, rum goes through me like electricity, and I have made like, two bathroom breaks an hour over the night.

That said rum burns good too. I'll pour some of this Malibu before we throw the chicken on this fire. I like my barbecue burnt.

[dazzledfirestar]

I say we make a day of it, continent wide!

[habilelapin]

As long as that day includes an infinite amount of liquor and caffeine, darling, I'm down with that shit. Let's take the book stores hostage and take all this bitch's shit, along with Meyer's, and have us a fucking Burning Man, only less stupid than Burning Man. We'll demand some damn quality for the printed word, as we use their pages wrap the meat up so it don't get all over people's fingers. At least some good will come of it that way.

It'd be the Best Book Festival Ever.