[ SECRET POST #2022 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2022 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 088 secrets from Secret Submission Post #289.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Rec this

[anonymouslyyours]

I wrote this! No one rec this anywhere! What happens in fandomsecrets stays in fandomsecrets! No one understands me but you guys!

Re: Rec this

[insanenoodlyguy]

I am copy pasting this and posting it on AO3! This must be shared with the world!

Re: Rec this

[anonymouslyyours]

Whatever I'm already working on blacking out this whole incident. I slept last night and did absolutely nothing embarrassing.

Re: Rec this

[insanenoodlyguy]

You have 12 favorites and 4 commision requests, 2 furry related. I'm just putting up all your contact info to save some time, k?

Re: Rec this

[anonymouslyyours]

*fingers in ears* lalalalala I can't hear you!

Seriously if you do that and my e-mail gets spammed because of this I will personally forward you each and every one.

Re: Rec this

[(Anonymous)]

I truly wish someone would illustrate this tho. Dexter. Jeff Goldblum. KNOTTING! It's like all the good things in life converging, all the things worth living for, neatly lined up.

Re: Rec this

[anonymouslyyours]

This is all I got.


If someone wants to write about the epic adventures of Dextina and Jeff Goldblum Jr.'s l33t hacking, neat murdering rampage I may be convinced to do some really shitty Dexter/Jeff Goldblum eye horror.

Re: Rec this

[greenvelvetcake]

Too late. Every single one of my fandom friends is reading this as we speak. ALL TWO OF THEM!

Re: Rec this

[anonymouslyyours]

...Of course this would be my fic that gets rec'ed. Of course. I am going to be that girl who wrote that Dexter/Jeff Goldblum Omega!verse trainwreck until this account dies. Greatness.

Re: Rec this

[insanenoodlyguy]

I will now follow you around. Every time it's relevant, any post, anywhere, I need to mention

"OH YEAH? WELL YOU WROTE DEXTER/JEFF GOLBLUM OMEGA FIC!"

Re: Rec this

[anonymouslyyours]

Maybe I should just embrace it and pretend it gives my rep street cred.


I WROTE DEXTER/JEFF GOLDBLUM OMEGA FIC!

Re: Rec this

[insanenoodlyguy]

RIGHT THIS WAY MADAM

Re: Rec this

[republicanism.livejournal.com]

fuck that!

send to publishing company, be next EL james, make billions

Re: Rec this

[anonymouslyyours]

How many billions would it take to scrub the shame out of my dirty, dirty soul so I could once again look humanity in the eye do you think?

Re: Rec this

[republicanism.livejournal.com]

you're a billionaire. you can buy a new soul!