[ SECRET POST #2022 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2022 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 088 secrets from Secret Submission Post #289.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Superpower

[agentcthulhu]

...You do know that the tentacles are on the front of my face, right? Maybe I'll relent this one time because it's almost three am and I was greatly amused by the Hiddles-face STD.

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

I seemed to have skipped a step over there. We sneak behind you, and while one of us grabs you, the other braids your magnificent tentacles. It would look pretty on you, I'd say.
Yet I have this feeling you'd shove us into Shelob's den with your telekinesis. You'd then proceed to say "It seems you've got a bit... tangled" and put your sunglasses on (you'd have to take them off, only to put them back on... with one of your tentacles, of course). And then play the pipe organ that always appears spontaneously when you wish it to.
So I guess we won't be trying to braid your facial appendages, 's all I'm saying.

Re: Superpower

[agentcthulhu]

Look, first of all Shelob doesn't share well. I'd rather enlist the assistance of sentient seaweed than negotiate over web use with Shelob. Secondly, you forgot the obligatory "YEAHHHHHH" and The Who's Won't Get Fooled Again after taking my sunglasses off. Oh, by the way, even when I take my sunglasses off I'm still wearing sunglasses. It is an requirement of my secret agent contract to be fully sunglassesed at all times. Therefore it is as likely for me to put my sunglasses away as it is for me to put them back on.

Thirdly, I cannot play the pipe organ well when my tentacles are all a-braided. It is a good excuse to practice playing with my hands and feet instead, which is not something I can fault you for.

Again, maybe I will relent, maybe I will not. The decision is up to you. However, remember that not many has had the opportunity to touch my tentacles and live to tell the tale.

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

I'm laughing over the whole tone of this post! I am also stroking your tentacles on the original drawing I did of your icon. :P Perhaps I shall draw them braided!

Or maybe I should draw you a meme of this to appease your ire?

Re: Superpower

[agentcthulhu]

You can do whatever you want. If my tentacles can purr, I'm sure they'd be purring by now. CSI Miami opening memes make me happy, yes. Is it enough to appease my ire? I won't know until it happens.

In the mean time, I'm going to bed take a brief nap. This is now your chance! Carpe diem! Seize the day!

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

You purr not trill?!? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE. OR AT LEAST THESE LAST FEW AWESOME WEEKS!

Goodnightnap!

edited to add the promised meme

Re: Superpower

[agentcthulhu]

I never said I purr and I never said I didn't trill

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

May you have some nice rest. Don't forget to curl your appendages. Let me sing you this lullaby, the song of my people: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMnaDcGrV3s

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

Okay you need a codename or something so we know it's you in future posts.

I think agentcthulhu would vote for musictentacles_anon but they just PM'ed me to say they're crashing so we'd have to ask tomorrow.

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

I'm national_secreto (that was the product of another bizarre rant here in f!s), but I'm too lazy to log in every time (I delete history and cookies like the paranoid muthafucka that I am). I'll try and remember to log in, or just greet you with "Braided tentacles and salutations to thee in this fair day!" Anyway, good night to y'all!

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

Awesomesauce. I am not going to google "fandomsecrets national_secreto" to see what other greatness I've missed.

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

In other news, I am a filthy liar. ONE post to livejournal to prevent it from getting it closed down (which I've just found out is apparently a thing) and I'm off. For good. Seriously. Laptop stop looking at em like that. I said stop it. You're making us all uncomfortable.

Re: Superpower

[cloud_riven]

:O

A Latina unicorn!

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

:O

A virginal maidenbro! aw yiss

*fistbump*

Re: Superpower

[agentcthulhu]

YES I was right! I was trying to figure out which Anon you were. Your time zone suggest Atlantic Canada, the Caribbeans, and South America. However, since English is not your native language it is unlikely you are from Atlantic Canada. So, who's a Latin American Anon? The one who first came to mind was the Erasure Unicorn Anon. I thought to myself, "her personality fits. I bet it is her!" and I went to bed with a smile on my face.

/CSB

Re: Superpower

[nationalsecreto.livejournal.com]

My special brand of insanity is so very distinctive, is it not? Naaaw, just the time zone hehe. Is seriously no one around andyourphoneisdead from here? ;_; Come on guys, we're a big region!

... that or you're all more sneaky than I am .__. Probably. Probably not spurting stuff about unicorns and tentacles. Yup. That can't really hurt when it comes to anonymity, I guess.

Anyway, I'll see you guys around on the next post!

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

Why would you need to say the obligatory "YEAHHHHH" when you can wriggle your tentacle-beard and emit gutural sounds? I can say "YEAHHHH", anybody can... shouldn't you get a more personalised version? For an eldritch abomination, you respect the meme's rules a bit too much.
As for the sunglasses, you could always take them off. There's just another pair under those... *cue motherofgod.gif*
I assumed we wouldn't get to braid your tentacles before dying... which means you'd let us? And then toss us to a gruesome death? Awesome! Tentacle braids! Except for the... you know... dying part. I don't want somebody to find my corpse besides an iPod full of Britney Spears. Think of the shame I'd bring to my family.
About Shelob, weren't you buddies? What happened? It nicked your preys? Spun its web all over your bed again? Brought that good-for-nothing toothpick Spiderman over? DO TELL.

Re: Superpower

[agentcthulhu]

Humans do not have the range of hearing to fully appreciate my gutteral sounds. It is easier to say "YEAHHHHHH" than to explain why I am not crying out loud in pain or something else.

Shelob and I are not buddies. Though the tale itself is beyond human comprehension, let's just say she needed work on respecting her elders.

There is no reason to think an iPod full of Britney Spears belongs to you. If you wish, I can take the iPod with me. This will remove the element of Britney Spears shame your family might face.

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

I think it'd sound more like a wet sort of yawn mixed with some serious gargling. Perhaps also a kitten drowning. It'd be an awesome sound anyway. If we can't hear it, you could use the sound as an undetectable ringtone! Or do your texts download directly to the built-in screen of your sunglasses, which every secret agent obviously has? *totally not a secret agent masquerading as a ranting latina unicorn*

I never liked Shelob. She was always a picky eater. This orc's too chewy, this other orc's too green, this is too crunchy, that is too rotten, and so on. Never liked my cooking, always ate it up. I tell you, I was almost its fucking comfort blanket when this hobbit butterfly thing dumped its sorry ass. And yet all the ungrateful asshole could do was eat and spin its stupid sweaters. It even ate the special orc with caramel I was saving for a special occasion! Such a bitch.

Paws (tentacles?) off my iPod! I'm in the process of reviving it and it's a very delicate procedure. Should you interfere with it, this could very well become a zombiPod. I'm sure it'd be a useful minion to you, but I don't want it to haunt my afterlife with eery renditions of Baby One More Time.