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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2012-07-17 06:57 pm

[ SECRET POST #2023 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2023 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 066 secrets from Secret Submission Post #289.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

[personal profile] trollometer 2012-07-18 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
If you were trying for the "Laziest, Least Creative Troll" annoyance award, congratulations. However, why strive for only mere annoyance? Your comments are just spam at this point- and just as easy to ignore. You don't even get any points for connecting Morgan and Reid's ugliness via horse and horse related products due to your convoluted explanation. 

A clever troll gets the goats. An annoying troll is conspicuous to the point of avoidance and, thus, snuffs the possibIlity of gorging on the outraged and/or wank-y goats he tricks into crossing his bridge. 

This "ugly" thing just ain't working, anon. The concept is fundamentally flawed as your comments are seen as obvious trolling (and to what end?). Even worse, there is nothing so incendiary about your comments as to ignite wank worthwhile. It's the difference between a well placed match in a fireworks factory, and flicking an exhausted lighter against a wet fuse. Big boom versus meh. Big boom is always going to be more satisfying for everyone. Show us your boomstick, baby. 

It takes work to be a clever troll. I can see you are at least trying, but your efforts need work. Your gimmick needs a serious revision, as well. 

In the immortal words of Aaliyah, "If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again. You can dust it off and try again." 
Edited 2012-07-18 03:40 (UTC)

[personal profile] anonymouslyyours 2012-07-18 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
So if we invoke your name it summons you? Or was this a coincidental type thing?

If I were a trollometermeter I would give you extra points for the Aaliyah reference.

[personal profile] trollometer 2012-07-18 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
It was entirely coincidental. I would have had something posted an hour ago, but Dreamwidth was craving long, time consuming comments today.

[personal profile] anonymouslyyours 2012-07-18 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Better late than never! :)
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[personal profile] insanenoodlyguy 2012-07-18 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
All that matters is you came! Thank you, great trollometer!