[ SECRET POST #2023 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2023 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 066 secrets from Secret Submission Post #289.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That's a stupid song, Dave Dobbyn is a dumb name, and whoever these Morgan and Reid people are, they have funny names too. Morgan rhymes with organ and is a type of horse, and Reid is a misspelling of something you can do to a horse or certain organs.

Also, I looked up Dave Dobbyn and he looks like a gremlin or something. Someone ought to shoot it.

[insanenoodlyguy]

1/10.

[(Anonymous)]

You're being too generous.

[insanenoodlyguy]

He got that much because he insulted people by how their names sounded. That was so stupid it went back around to mildly annoying.

Where is troll moniter though? I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE!

[anonymouslyyours]

Do you mean trollometer or do we have two trolls who troll trolls?

[insanenoodlyguy]

No, you're right.

[anonymouslyyours]

Darn. I was hoping I could somehow pit them against each other and watch to see who came out victorious.

[(Anonymous)]

Where is Jeff Goldblum troll in all of this?

[trollometer]

That was trolling? I thought someone just really liked noncon RPS.

[trollometer]

If you were trying for the "Laziest, Least Creative Troll" annoyance award, congratulations. However, why strive for only mere annoyance? Your comments are just spam at this point- and just as easy to ignore. You don't even get any points for connecting Morgan and Reid's ugliness via horse and horse related products due to your convoluted explanation. 

A clever troll gets the goats. An annoying troll is conspicuous to the point of avoidance and, thus, snuffs the possibIlity of gorging on the outraged and/or wank-y goats he tricks into crossing his bridge. 

This "ugly" thing just ain't working, anon. The concept is fundamentally flawed as your comments are seen as obvious trolling (and to what end?). Even worse, there is nothing so incendiary about your comments as to ignite wank worthwhile. It's the difference between a well placed match in a fireworks factory, and flicking an exhausted lighter against a wet fuse. Big boom versus meh. Big boom is always going to be more satisfying for everyone. Show us your boomstick, baby. 

It takes work to be a clever troll. I can see you are at least trying, but your efforts need work. Your gimmick needs a serious revision, as well. 

In the immortal words of Aaliyah, "If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again. You can dust it off and try again." 

[anonymouslyyours]

So if we invoke your name it summons you? Or was this a coincidental type thing?

If I were a trollometermeter I would give you extra points for the Aaliyah reference.

[trollometer]

It was entirely coincidental. I would have had something posted an hour ago, but Dreamwidth was craving long, time consuming comments today.

[anonymouslyyours]

Better late than never! :)

[insanenoodlyguy]

All that matters is you came! Thank you, great trollometer!