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⌈ Secret Post #2023 ⌋

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07. http://i.imgur.com/JxKYo.jpg

That's a stupid song, Dave Dobbyn is a dumb name, and whoever these Morgan and Reid people are, they have funny names too. Morgan rhymes with organ and is a type of horse, and Reid is a misspelling of something you can do to a horse or certain organs.

Also, I looked up Dave Dobbyn and he looks like a gremlin or something. Someone ought to shoot it.

1/10.

You're being too generous.

He got that much because he insulted people by how their names sounded. That was so stupid it went back around to mildly annoying.

Where is troll moniter though? I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE!

Do you mean trollometer or do we have two trolls who troll trolls?

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insanenoodlyguy - 2012-07-18 03:52 (UTC) - Expand

anonymouslyyours - 2012-07-18 03:53 (UTC) - Expand

Where is Jeff Goldblum troll in all of this?

trollometer - 2012-07-18 18:35 (UTC) - Expand

If you were trying for the "Laziest, Least Creative Troll" annoyance award, congratulations. However, why strive for only mere annoyance? Your comments are just spam at this point- and just as easy to ignore. You don't even get any points for connecting Morgan and Reid's ugliness via horse and horse related products due to your convoluted explanation.

A clever troll gets the goats. An annoying troll is conspicuous to the point of avoidance and, thus, snuffs the possibIlity of gorging on the outraged and/or wank-y goats he tricks into crossing his bridge.

This "ugly" thing just ain't working, anon. The concept is fundamentally flawed as your comments are seen as obvious trolling (and to what end?). Even worse, there is nothing so incendiary about your comments as to ignite wank worthwhile. It's the difference between a well placed match in a fireworks factory, and flicking an exhausted lighter against a wet fuse. Big boom versus meh. Big boom is always going to be more satisfying for everyone. Show us your boomstick, baby.

It takes work to be a clever troll. I can see you are at least trying, but your efforts need work. Your gimmick needs a serious revision, as well.

In the immortal words of Aaliyah, "If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again. You can dust it off and try again."

Edited 2012-07-18 03:40 (UTC)

So if we invoke your name it summons you? Or was this a coincidental type thing?

If I were a trollometermeter I would give you extra points for the Aaliyah reference.

It was entirely coincidental. I would have had something posted an hour ago, but Dreamwidth was craving long, time consuming comments today.

Better late than never! :)

All that matters is you came! Thank you, great trollometer!

Aww, Morgan and Reid wouldn't judge. They see stranger stuff all the time. Plus, Morgan/Reid smut can be really hot.

Morgan and Reid would totally judge. They're profilers. They can't help it. They just wouldn't mention it unless you were an unsub 'cause they're nice and all. :D

TBH, though, I'm not sure what they would be judging. Maybe I should go listen to the song in question...?

Edited 2012-07-18 00:15 (UTC)

BUT AT LEAST THEY WOULD BE WITTY IN THEIR JUDGING! NOT LIKE TROLLOMETER!

I'm pretty sure there are better ways to tell trollometer you have a crush.

(Anonymous) - 2012-07-19 22:15 (UTC) - Expand

Idk about the song (couldn't get through it, sorry), but never feel ashamed about Morgan/Reid smut. ;)

I wanted to ship them, but they just remind me of a brotherly relationship too much. A shame, because they'd be sweet together. But it's a relatively popular pairing, anon. You're not a weirdo or anything.

And Reid would probably just spout some statistic about how often men sexually experiment with their friends or something like that. While Morgan just raised an eyebrow at him.

I wanted to ship them, but they just remind me of a brotherly relationship too much.
Same here, although I find I can't ship most of the team because they seem like a family to me. (Though I have a spot in my heart for JJ/Emily. With Emily as the bottom because yes. Ahem.)

Same. I'm usually all about the slash, but somehow I ended up shipping Morgan with Garcia instead. (Totally don't get why that pairing annoys people so much!)

I'll have to go look up this song, as I do like Morgan/Reid smut xD

Mmmm....Morgan/Reid secret FTW!

Aw, I like that song!

does that mean you have an epic AU where Morgan is Wal and Reid is coach?

Morgan and Reid, huh? That's.. an interesting pair..