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⌈ Secret Post #2029 ⌋

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04. http://i.imgur.com/c7wNA.png

Wait... whut?

What the hell does female ejaculation have to do with that scene? OK, it's been a while since I watched Finding Nemo, but I'm pretty sure I'd remember them mentioning female ejaculation in there!

I think OP is referring to the fact that female ejaculation is known as "squirting" and the young turtle's name is "Squirt."

Ooooooooh! Well now I'm just going to be loling the next time I watch that.

I had forgotten this and am now cracking up.

Don't think I would've noticed that on my own watching the movie. Even my mind isn't that quick to jump to sex.

you'd have to have a really dirty mind to make that association.

and yeah, thanks op, gross.

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cakemage - 2012-07-23 23:18 (UTC) - Expand

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LOOOOOOOOL I get it now

Oooh.

But... people call kids "squirt" all the time, and unless it was all just one big dirty joke I didn't get until just now, I don't think there's any connection.

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Can I just say for the record that "squirt" is a really gross-sounding word? Just...the way it sounds. It's like "moist." Try saying "moist cake" aloud slowly and tell you don't get just a little bit heeby-jeebied.

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(Anonymous) - 2012-07-24 17:43 (UTC) - Expand

lol what a huge stretch on that one.

Yeah, female ejaculation is neither the only nor the original meaning of the word "squirt."

I like to imagine the OP bursting into giggles whenever someone says "Pass me the squirt bottle" or "Squirt some into your hands."

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So what, now you're trying to ruin it for everyone else? Don't be a dick.

(emphasis on "trying," because I have no idea what you're on about, and I'm not coming back to find out)

Squirting is just pissing anyway.

Oh christ can we please not start this fight.

(Anonymous) - 2012-07-24 02:47 (UTC) - Expand

0/10. complete fail. An old tired attempt presented in an old tired way.

Yeah, that's why it tastes so sweet. What?

BAHAHAHAHA

bahahahahahahaha

... ooookay.

So, do you giggle when people say "coming" in normal conversation? If someone says tit-mouse, is the day ruined?

Really? That's kinda sad, OP.

I would laugh my ass off if someone used tit-mouse in conversation. Like "ejaculation", that word is ruined for me.

Of course, tit-mouses don't live in my area and, until five seconds ago, I didn't know what one was, so that's all relative.

(Anonymous) - 2012-07-24 08:34 (UTC) - Expand

dude are you like, 12?

Yeah, clearly I'm in the gutter when the other day I saw a picture of him and that's the first place my mind went.

people quoting those stupid fucking stoner turtles non-stop ruined this film for me

but hey i'm just bitter that this movie is super popular and it's my least favourite from pixar :(

You know what's also funny? The short version/nickname for "Richard" is actually "Dick"!
MUAHAHAHA! "Richard" is so ruined for me now xDDDDD

oh you

THE PENIS MIGHTY