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What do you want?

Both. I've always kind of wanted to be a futanari, but like in a Ranma way where I can change back and forth. I just feel like sex stuff would be more fun if I had a dick and boobs, and I'm kind of jealous of people with dicks because they can switch between topping and bottoming (strap-ons aren't really the same).

i reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally want to squish a nice pair of boobs right now

here anon, have mine.

On a potential partner or on yourself?

Because I have boobs but I think I'd like to have a penis for maybe just a day to see what all the fuss about blowjobs is. And maybe to see what prostate stimulation feels like. I've always been curious.

Neither.......

Came here to say the same.

A smooth chest and a vagina for me, please.

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Ditto. I want to look completely androgynous. But I like having a clit, so I'm keeping that!

Partner or myself? For myself -I kind of want neither, but if I had to choose on myself I'd rather have a penis.

I'd kill for a penis. Fuck boobs.

I've always wondered what it would be like to have a penis. I don't WANT one, but I can't help but think it would be convenient. Examples!

* I want to pee my name into the snow
* Hell car trips will get easier, just pee on a tree! None of this crouch, hide and hope I don't get my trousers wet
* Seems like it would be easier to orgasm
* All the usual perks that come with a penis - better jobs, better income.
* Certainly would be easier to see if I get a visible STI

Downsides - wouldn't want to be kicked and I don't understand how having a penis works with trousers or underwear. Does it squish?
Cold weather - frostbite?

Ohh yeah. I'd like to be able to pee without getting half undressed!

if there were some magical way to have a penis for a day, i might give it a go, just for the reasons listed above! but mostly i'm all about the boobs -- i like having them, i like that my girlfriend has boobs...generally speaking, boobs are awesome!

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oh god I have such penis envy... or idk. Sometimes I even think I may be transgender. :/ For so many years, masturbating just... does NOT work for me. But when I am really horny, I imagine I have a penis and put my hand in where it should be and pretend I am stroking one, fondling my own balls, etc.

And then I feel sad. Because even if I was transgender, there is no way to get a real penis.

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i'm a dude... but i honestly would rather not be. i'd honestly rather have been born a girl, with everything that comes with that, good or bad. might be something to do with the fact that i had very few positive male role models and i was more or less raised by teenage girls, i dunno.

i'm definitely not going the MtF trans route, though. i just wonder "what if" you know?

Like, in my mouth or on my body? I'd like to suck on both, please, but just boobs on myself, thanks.

on my own body, I'm fine with what I have. In a sexual partner I like either. or both!

I'd love to test-drive a penis, but I don't know if I'd want one forever. There are just too many stupid things I want to try that require a dick, namely peniscoptering and teabagging. I'm immature and would just want to wave my dick everywhere and rub it on things and then be done with it and go back to having ladyparts. My vagina and I are bros.

Boobs are vastly superior but I also have a bit of a futa kink oops

In a partner? Anything's fine, although I do have a soft spot for boobs of all sizes. Only rule of thumb regarding penises is that it does not go into my vagina. EVER. My ass and mouth are fine, but leave my vagina alone you cock.

On myself, why the fuck can't I have been born male and just be a pre-op mtf for the rest of my life. There's basically no such thing as a decent bottom surgery. yet. Hurry up, science! I want a working penis and balls!

On me or on my partners?

On me, I love what I've got and I absolutely don't want balls (external gonads? WTF, evolution?), but it'd be kind of nice if I could have something like a retractable penis - you know, normally there'd just the glans sticking out a bit and it'd act like a clit, but when I really needed it, it'd expand to be a smallish but functional dick. But with the vagina still there, too.

On my partners - Both. Either. Whatever they come with, in both senses.

What do I want to fuck, or what do I want to have myself? The answer is boobs either way, though. Seriously, I have a whole collection of dicks under my bed (all glass because it's more sanitary). That shit's way easier to get a hold of than a nice pair of tits.

Neither, please. And no vagina either.

I prefer men over women most of the time and I identify as an FTM although I have no intention of transitioning.

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