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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2012-07-29 03:33 pm

[ SECRET POST #2035 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2035 ⌋

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Re: I don't get the alien hate

(Anonymous) 2012-07-29 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
AYRT

This! I'm sorry but every the ending to every single Indiana Jones movies was deus ex machina. Quite literally sometimes! I still love the movies, but there were some really stupid things in every one of them. And everybody is just concentrating on the last one.

Re: I don't get the alien hate

(Anonymous) 2012-07-29 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
God can melt Nazis at any time, he just chooses not to do so unless very specific conditions are met because he's just a dick that way!

Great lesson, there. (How the hell long did Indy and Marion have to stay tied to that stake, surrounded by gruesome head-explodey death, anyway? A day? Two days?)

Lol, I seriously love all the Indy films except Temple of Doom, because they don't take themselves completely seriously. Hell, even Last Crusade had that awesomely ridiculous scene with Jones Sr taking down a Nazi plane with seagulls, an umbrella, and an assortment of insane-sounding noises.

Re: I don't get the alien hate

(Anonymous) 2012-07-29 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Alternative Character Interpretation at it's best!

I just love that scene. Almost as funny as the scene where he accidentally sets the floor on fire.
Seriously Jones Sr. is the best thing in the Indiana Jones movies ever.

Re: I don't get the alien hate

(Anonymous) 2012-07-29 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I would watch any number of films about his exploits.

Re: I don't get the alien hate

(Anonymous) 2012-07-29 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Sleeping with the same women your son will, awkward father-son bonding time, setting things on fire and rats (why did it have to be rats) - The movie!

I'd pay for that.

Re: I don't get the alien hate

(Anonymous) 2012-07-29 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck yeah!

Re: I don't get the alien hate

(Anonymous) 2012-07-30 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
I like you two and wish to subscribe to your joint newsletter.

Temple of Doom sucked. We can all agree on that one.
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Re: I don't get the alien hate

[personal profile] mekkio 2012-07-30 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
God can melt Nazis at any time, he just chooses not to do so unless very specific conditions are met because he's just a dick that way!

No, that's just Judeo-Christian mythology there and not sloppy writing.

The Ark of the Covenant could only be handled by certain Temple priests. (You heard of the name Cohen? Those people are descendents of that priest bloodline.) And the Ark of the Covenant had to be in a certain type of box with certain dimensions and certain ornaments because God said so. If someone not of the chosen dared to touch, they would be struck down by the wrath of God.

That's just Book of Exodus, right there.