[ SECRET POST #2041 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2041 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[cloud_riven]

Eurgh, so many things. I'm pretty sure I overeat when I'm stressed, bored, and generally anxious added to lack of impulse control :(

But the worst was a whole pack of bacon, and half a loaf of bread to make sandwiches with it (Texas toast slices). It wasn't even pan-fried bacon. I cooked it in a microwave, and the whole place got bacon scent for two days orz

Period munchies are stupid.

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[anonymouslyyours]

microwave. bacon.

I made this post so I could feel better about my overindulge and now I can at least say I've never eaten microwave bacon. ;P


What is it even like?

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[cloud_riven]

Oh no, it wasn't the bland box bacon. That stuff is like the essence of fakon bacon and recycled newspaper. No. Microwaved bacon bacon, the kind you get that's all pretty and pinkish red with fat sticking off of it.

cooked to perfection

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh, I've never eaten pork (the only bacon I've had is turkey) and didn't realize bacon came pre-crispy or whatever.

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[cloud_riven]

Here's another bit to add to the feel betterness. Turkey bacon is so delicious, I've just eaten near whole packs of it raw. It tastes just like bologna. And once you unslice, one slice won't suffice. give me a beat

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[anonymouslyyours]

I would write you a turkey bacon rap but I can only do it if I work it out loud first and I have been banned from singing for a week since I serenaded the family with fandom related remixes of Cranberries, The - Zombie.
What's on your head? On your he-ead?
Voldemort, Voldemort-ort-ort-ort

So have some kewt pictures.

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[cloud_riven]

Ch-check out the piggu~ So motha-fugging uguu~
Heat up the fry pan, we cooking some bacON.
But sweat not, my piglet
We dealing with GIBLIETS
*pssssh BOKKA BOKKA GOBBLE*

Here I was rather annoyed that I didn't have proper "I AM ASHAMED" icons, and I forgot about using the completely relevant one.

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[anonymouslyyours]

I'll have you know I sang this entire rap into a pillow.

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[cloud_riven]

♥ is about the only thing I have to say to this.

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh google what did I ever do before you?