[ SECRET POST #2041 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2041 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[ill_omened]

Whole tube of toothpaste. This was in my late teens as well. In my defence I spent most of the night smoking pot, and then realised we had literally no food. My thought process was 'fuck it, it stops the hunger pans, and if you put it in your mouth, surely eating a bit can't be that bad' (pro-tip, not actually the case).

If we're talking real food.

When I was lifting at Uni I'd eat a kilo of mince, and about as much rice and vegetable, just all together in one big ass piece of crockery. Well one night having left pre-dinner dinner way too late, I tried to force myself to get through the mince right after as well.

Still can't have meat on its own without feeling a bit nauseas.

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[anonymouslyyours]

I'm sorry but I just made the weirdest laugh at you eating a whole tube of toothpaste. It pretty much sounded like "whahoohhuhu... hapfft" *breaks out into full on laughter*

I feel like maybe half a tube of toothpaste should have been enough for you to realize it wasn't the best idea.

Did it make you sick?

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[ill_omened]

It was surprisingly moreish. Just taste, browse a couple posts, another taste, browse, huh the whole tube's gone.

I felt fine for a while, and then got a sudden realisation that my stomach wasn't feeling great and what the hell is wrong with you, you're probably going to die you dumb fuck.

Spent the rest of the night paralysed with discomfort on the sofa, and stuck in the bathroom. The weirdest thing is even when passed through me, it smelt incredibly strongly of mint. Almost as if I was holding an open tube directly below my nose.

Lucky no one noticed I suppose. That would have made for an awkward conversation.

Re: ...And I just ate an entire jar of Nutella. I'll take "Signs I've Started My Period" for 200 Ale

[anonymouslyyours]

I thought you had just stood in front of the sink and ate the whole thing. The little tastes make more sense.


I am laughing so hard trying not to imagine the texture of that BM. ...did you feel minty fresh afterwards?

And now I have to explain to my mother why I am laughing so hard.