[ SECRET POST #2043 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2043 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

14. http://i.imgur.com/7GnCz.png

[lunabee34]

And then it gets creepy when you discover the relationship he had with her mother.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Creepppyyy... or HAWT?!?

[lunabee34]

I thought those were synonyms. Huh.

[(Anonymous)]

The one moment that killed that ship forever for me, blech.

Inevitable, though. That pairing isn't bland enough for Trek.

[i_paint_the_sky]

No, it was always creepy.

[lunabee34]

Point to you. :)

Lordy, that's a gorgeous icon.

[i_paint_the_sky]

Yay, I have a point!

Thank you, I'm quite fond of it. It was made by irony_rocks.

[silverr]

Makes sense.

(It probably wouldn't occur to him that he's wrong until she put in him traction for making a move.)

[fingalsanteater]

Er, I think that is canon. Or, at least, could be convincingly argued to be so.

It is Dukat's character to think everyone loves him, anyway. He considered Bajorans as children he cared for, and who loved him even while they were misguidedly rebelling (like teenagers lashing out). So, it's not too much of a stretch to think that he thought Kira actually liked him. Especially since they did have a mutual interest (Ziyal) and several civil conversations.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Fuck me. Now I ship Kira/Ziyal. It's one part genuine affection, one part hatefuck where Kira seriously contemplates turning on the holorecorder and sending him video.

The horrible kicker is that when in a weak moment she gives in to this impulse... he just critiques her technique. And her holo quality. HE'S ALREADY WATCHING WITH A BETTER CAMERA.

[fingalsanteater]

I would read the hell out of that fic. I would write the hell out of that fic too if I weren't such a lazy writer.

(To do: Finish Janeway/Seven of Nine/Alien parasite dub-con smut, finish Uhura/Chapel Spock-love wangst, write Kira/Ziyal holorecorder hate fuck featuring voyeur!Dukat.)

Fuck it, here you go.

[insanenoodlyguy]

"Kira... oh Kira... I can't deny I'm dissapointed in you."

Kira blanched. The rage bled out of her. He wasn't mad, or shocked, or distressed, or even hurt. His voice was one of a patronizing teacher, who's prize student had just submitted mediocre work.

"Now, your technique is forgiveable. This is, I believe, your first dalliance with a Cardassian woman? There are certain, well, to put it simply, anatomical differences." He shrugged. The fact she recognized this just proved how much damn time both had spent with humans.

"Ana... what... I JUST FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER."

"You fucked her poorly. It does appear you managed to give her an orgasm to be sure, but she should have had several. The reason she didn't is that you were working entirely in the wrong spot. You see, Bajorans are sensitive on the top, but... cardassian women need the tongue on the SIDES. And this stays consistent even with those only half-Cardassian."

"On the sides?" was all Kira could muster. She'd realize later her voice was sounding something like what she'd hoped to get out of him.

"You are smarter then this my dear, I don't need to repeat myself. Now, as I said, you are new at this. My daughter is inexperienced as well I imagine, you being the first woman she's ever coupled with, so she may not have done the best just communicating with you. This can all be forgiven by ignorance. But Kira, you fought us for how long? You should know your surveillance equipment better then this!" He shook his head not at the image, but at the miniature holo-recorder itself. "What is this, some 'great deal' paid for at least a fifth over price negotiated over the Ferengi's counter?! I know you could get a better recorder then this!"

Things started clicking in Kira's much abused brain "Wait... we haven't gotten to the orgasm yet. HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ORGASM?!"

Dukat shook his head "Because I am a Cardassian and I do know better because you don't become a Legate without knowing how best to watch those who need watching! Do you really think I would leave my daughter unobserved?!"

"You knew. You saw. You... you knew all along." Kira had figured this out while he was talking, but for the sake of her sanity she needed to draw these horrible thoughts out over a slow, steady peroid, reviewing what she knew before she could think about it and not scream. "You... let it happen."

"Well, you did a poor job, but you did at least make her smile. I have to allow my daughter some independence at her age. Now..." he pulled out what Kira had to admit was, Cartesian made or not, a much better looking holo-projector then the one in her hands. "If you plan on showing her your handiwork, your going to use this recording. I'm going to put yours in a replicator so you don't embarass yourself any further." He took her recording from unresisting hands and shut it off. "Consider that a gift to the one who made my daughter a woman, however less then ideally that may have happened." with a pat on the shoulder, he walked off.

Kira's brain rebelled. Slow pacing of thoughts or not, this shit was not gonna fly. She tried to scream, but only a sort of wheezing rattle emerged.

ILU people.

[anonymouslyyours]

I tried to scream, but only a sort of wheezing rattle emerged.

Re: ILU people.

[insanenoodlyguy]

It's a little longer now!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/479775

Re: Fuck it, here you go.

[fingalsanteater]

*bows down* I love this so much. You're the best. <3

Poor Kira. She has a mouth and yet she cannot scream. (Or pleasure Cardassian women, apparently.)

Re: Fuck it, here you go.

[agentcthulhu]

A++

[(Anonymous)]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[(Anonymous)]

I have the same headcanon and I ship it like burning.

[nynaeve_sedai]

:: blinks ::

That makes so much sense.

:: plans DS9 rewatch ::

[(Anonymous)]

This....actually makes Dukat even creepier. I like it!

[(Anonymous)]

I don't see how anyone *wouldn't* see it this way! I hate myself for shipping them because Dukat is truly awful, but I can't help it.

[i_paint_the_sky]

Yeah, I'm with you, I thought this was pretty much obvious. Dukat would bang Kira in a second (not that I blame him, she's pretty hot).

[dgcatanisiri]

Oh, I'm pretty sure that's canon. I mean, the fact that he's attracted to her is explicit, and while I'm pretty sure that narcissism is the largest part of his attitude towards her ("Of course she must desire me, I'm Gul Dukat!"), the Cardassian social norms probably in no way help.

[arcadiaego]

I think it's more that he's an arrogant bastard and latterly insane (plus the thing with her mum) but that's also an interesting point.