fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2044 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2044 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Yamato nadeshiko Shichi Henge/Perfect Girl Evolution]

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[Suits]

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[A Song of Ice and Fire]

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[Yamato nadeshiko Shichi Henge]

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[Sherlock BBC]

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[Homestuck]

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[Sherlock]

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[Stargate Atlantis]

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[Cyborg 009]

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[The Amazing Spiderman]

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[Stargate Universe]

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[Avatar: the Last Airbender]

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[Bunheads/Game of Thrones]

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[thesyndicateproject (youtube)]

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[Codex Alera]

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[Wishbone]

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[The Game OverThinker]

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[K-ON!]

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[Magical Diary]

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inspired by insanenoodlyguy, I uploaded my own shitty sherlock holmes fanfiction to the internet! And I dedicate it to you, fs. You should feel very honoured because it is truly my magnum opus. It was a joke that got out of hand because I somehow ended up with 15 chapters of inconsistently written shit. And it's not even finished.

HERE IS CHAPTER ONE FOR YOUR PERUSAL:
"bjkah bliahb oahb lahb oahfb ;aghabahb abh", said holmes wiseley, smocking his pipe.
"yes, i quite agree!!!" said watson
"do you recall good sir the story of the mystery of the flowers in the box?," he asked me, (watson i mean!! haha ) peering at my face for an answer that went deeper than my face
"yes of course" i said "it was very interesting"
"that's because it was…. NEVER SOLVED!!!!" he shoted at me, throwing his breakfast all over the floor!!!
mrs hudson ran in tsking furiously
"my goodness mr holmes!!!" she cried, sweeping up the abandoned bacon.
suddenly a man appeared at the door!!
MR HOLMES"" he shouted" YOU ARE UNDER ARREST"

THE END OF THE CHAPTER?!?!?

If this is relevant to your interests, and you wish to subscribe to its newsletter, the rest of this atrocity against the written word can be found here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/479617/chapters/833378

bonus quotes!!! (these are my favourite lines from the parts that my friendpal wrote because yes this fanfiction is a joint effort)
"YOU ARE SO DIFFICULTT TOO UNDERSTAND SIR!!" cried Holmes, helplessly caressing his sideburns
i blushed into my pruned sideburns and he laughed smoothly at my distraction
"My dear watson what are you acting!?!?!?!?!?" questioned my darling detective with concren creeping into his rustic cheekbones

................YEP

I was disappointed that the SH wasn't Silent Hill but then I read the rest of your post and was enthused once more!

aw whoops I'm sorry, but I'm glad you were enthused nonetheless! XD

I, too, was briefly disappointed that SH wasn't Silent Hill! And then I swooned.

Should have included a sex scene, but other than that, it was beautiful.

always the incessant demands for porn! Though actually that would probably be great, I should add a ~*~hot scene~*~ and try to use as many awful cliches as possible. Anyway, I am glad you liked it haha~

Ppl always ask for sex scenes in gen fics and IMO it's so bratty/entitled, so of course I had to ask. lol

OMG! Please post to ff.net - your fic will EXPLODE with reviews!

really? haha I might have to do that then! sounds like it could be amusing. =D

I like how you can really tell when the shouting is happening.

YEAHHHHHHHHH

jesus christ.... what a picture. =']

Edited 2012-08-08 04:58 (UTC)

I just had this dreadful feeling that you are a covert operative intent on infecting this comm with posts of terrible SH fanfiction.

SH fics so bad that they blow through the bad!fic category right into the good!fic category? YES PLEASE!

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