fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2044 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2044 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Yamato nadeshiko Shichi Henge/Perfect Girl Evolution]

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[Suits]

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[A Song of Ice and Fire]

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[Yamato nadeshiko Shichi Henge]

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[Sherlock BBC]

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[Homestuck]

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[Sherlock]

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[Stargate Atlantis]

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[Cyborg 009]

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[The Amazing Spiderman]

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[Stargate Universe]

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[Avatar: the Last Airbender]

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[Bunheads/Game of Thrones]

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[thesyndicateproject (youtube)]

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[Codex Alera]

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[Wishbone]

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[The Game OverThinker]

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[K-ON!]

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[Magical Diary]

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(you know what you did, secret poster. Which means you all know what fucking time it is)

"I'M SORRY MR HOLMES I'M SORRY" CRIED SALLY. IRENE HELD HER DOWN AS SHERLOCK BEAT HER ABOUT THE FACE WITH HIS PENIS. SHE HELD OUT HER TONGUE TO TRY TO GET LICKS IN ON THE THING, SINCE SHE WAS SO HETEROSEXUAL SHE HAD TO TUNE HER TASTESBUDS INTO THE "ALL SHERCOCK, ALL THE TIME" CHANNEL.

"IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW BITCH" SCREAMED IRENE BETWEEN LICKS

"GODDAMN RIGHT!" SCREAMED HOLMES. "THE RAGEBONER CAN ONLY BE SATISFIED BY THE BLOOD OF THE UNFAITHFUL."

"NO NO NO" SCREAMED SALLY AS HER TEETH WERE PLACED ON THE CURB.

"SHE WANTS TO TASTE IT!" SCREAMED IRENE. "SHE WANTS TO TASTE THE FUCKING CURB."

SHERLOCK SWUNG HIS HUGE HORNY BALLS DOWN AND EVERYTHING WENT BLACK FOR POOR FOOLISH SALLY. SHERLOCK WIPED THE BLOOD FROM HIS BALLS ON HER UNIVERSE. "I PUT UP WITH THE BITCH CALLING ME A FREAK, BUT WHEN SHE SAYS I'M ASEXUAL..."

IRENE QUICKLY SHOVED THE BONER UP HER ASS BEFORE IT WAS TOO BIG TO FIT. "NOW NOW HOLMIE, DON'T GET ALL WORKED UP AGAIN. SHE'S DEAD AND YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT NOW."

"GODDAMN RIGHT I AM. ASEXUAL MY ASS! NO! ASEXUAL YOUR ASS!" AND HE TOOK HER RIGHT THERE, BOUNCING OFF SERGEANT DONOVAN AND CAUSING RIPPLES IN THE EVER INCREASING POOL OF BLOOD BY HER UNMOVING HEAD. IRENE CAME SO HARD FROM THIS THE THAMES FLOODED.

SFARSIT!

Edited 2012-08-08 01:54 (UTC)

Not on her universe! I'm getting pretty worried now. How will Lestrade deal with this?

Oh my god what the fuck I love you so much have my babies you beautiful beast.

THIS IS A GODDAMN MASTERPIECE NO JOKE

Dammit, I always forget to do this. Want to see the rest of the shit I've done?

http://archiveofourown.org/users/insanenoodlyguy

God fucking dammit insanenoodlyguy you are the best.

"NOW NOW HOLMIE, DON'T GET ALL WORKED UP AGAIN. SHE'S DEAD AND YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT NOW."

...this...this just gave me horrible and bizarrely exaggerated Series of Unfortunate Events flashbacks. UM WHY

my face right now

what did i just read

WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN READING THIS SERIES! THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST THING EVER!

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

And, 'A Clockwork Orange' reference. Awesome.

Sfarsit?That sounds really Romanian.

I don't know which lines to quote. They are all lulzworthy :D

[ SECRET POST #2044 ]

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