[ SECRET POST #2044 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2044 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Yamato nadeshiko Shichi Henge/Perfect Girl Evolution]


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03.
[Suits]


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04.
[A Song of Ice and Fire]


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05.
[Yamato nadeshiko Shichi Henge]


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06.
[Sherlock BBC]


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07.
[Homestuck]


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08.
[Sherlock]


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09.
[Stargate Atlantis]


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10.
[Cyborg 009]


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11.
[The Amazing Spiderman]


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12.
[Stargate Universe]


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[Avatar: the Last Airbender]


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14.
[Bunheads/Game of Thrones]


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15.
[thesyndicateproject (youtube)]


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16.
[Codex Alera]


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[Wishbone]


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18.
[The Game OverThinker]


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19.
[K-ON!]


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20.
[Magical Diary]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 063 secrets from Secret Submission Post #292.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

...I reply to myself so that I'm not who you think I am.

This, even though I am anon in all forms, and therefore no one is aware but I that I am not who posted previously. After all, anons reply to anons all the time.

But even though you don't actually know, I don't want you to think poorly of me. So, when people respond negatively to something that I say, I also respond negatively as a "different" anon in the hopes that I can get someone to agree. Then, I feel better.

OF COURSE.

The question you must now ask yourself is: are all anons just "me?" When you see two anons arguing, is it really just the same person creating drama for the hell of it? How do you know that there are actually different people commenting on a particular topic? Oh, sure, the responses are separated by time. But couldn't that person simply have...waited?

DISTRUST. SUSPICION. You always should have had it. And now, whether you've wanted it or not, it's with you. Even if you recognize my foul plot, there's still a voice in the back of your head saying, "that kind of makes sense. What do I really know about these anons?"

Enjoy!

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

I enjoyed this. I'll then reply that I didn't. Or maybe not. Or maybe someone else will read this and reply they didn't like your rant just for shits and giggles. I FUCKING LOVE THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHO THEY'RE TALKING TO. But the truth is, dearest anon, that the Internet is only made up of two people: you, and a guy surrounded by screens and typing at the speed of light. And guess what? You're not that guy *trollface*

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

Are you saying you're that guy? Or are you saying that you're me? Because you can't be that guy (I have it on good authority), and yet you can't be me (because I'm me), so who are you?

Are you that voice that bubbles up in the middle of the night, that cloying whisper in the pit of my mind? Are you the specter of madness that haunts all who would don the mask of anon? Have you come, at last, to claim your price and exact your vengeance?

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

I am the f!s forum, becoming sentinent at last. I thank thee, kind anon, for your rant has provided the last sliver of insanity and randomness needed to distill my consciousness. I at last am whole. You are all my creators, since your endless commenting has given me life and susteinance. I prey on your feeble minds and lurk in the dark spaces inbetween your thoughts. I feed upon your fears, and laugh at your hopes. I crawl in the limbo that flickers between sleep and wake, and pry your secrets open while you lie helpless. I am your insecurities, turned against you. I am your doubt, your evil, your innermost nemesis: yourself.

Without further ado: LOL

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

Don't be so melodramatic, anon.

Fuck, is this what it's like to 15 years old? I'm having flashbacks of my days of purple prose and angst ridden poetry.

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

Hurray for the collapse of civilization!

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

I play two people on this F!S everyday. These two identies have usernames. They are both me, the same yet different.

Everything you and I and we know is wrong. (Or, is it?)

I like it that way.

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

One of those identities of yours is painting my toe nails with red sharpie. I've tried to shoo it away, but it won't stop mumbling about the prophecy.
Tell it to behave, please. It kind of tickles.

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

Yep. Got ourselves a bored teenager here, folks. When's school start? Isn't it past your bedtime?

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

That's a clever tact, old chap. Denigration ensures they'll never suspect.

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

Troll secrets, trolls, split personalities! This comm is built on lies!

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

So, does anybody else want to share my popcorn as we watch the trolling develop? *om nom nom*

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

Can you feed it to me? I'm too busy posting in this thread. My fingers are working as fast as they can!

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

Can't. Eating popcorn with one hand and wielding a sharpie with the other can be very hard.

Barely related but I felt like sharing.

[anonymouslyyours]

I use my tongue to pick popcorn off my boobs so I can type on F!S with one hand and fill out order forms with my other sometimes.

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

Toe typing?

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

Great. I come back and the fucking thread's dead.


...

Are you still there?

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

I am.

How you doing?

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, there you are.

http://media.moddb.com/images/downloads/1/17/16300/portal_turrets.jpg

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[trollometer]

Very amusing, anon. This applies all anons who contributed.

Unfortunately, F!S is a fickle beast and your, admittedly, well written Anon Manifesto didn't yield a very memorable thread. Remember, when everyone's anon then no one will be. No, wait. Scratch that. I mean, when everyone's anon then no one cares. The fun is seeing someone lose the game. An anon is a no one and can only lose against itself.

I applaud your efforts, though.

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[fingalsanteater]

I don't know if I should feel insulted or honored.

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[anonymouslyyours]

He scolds because he cares. It's his burden.

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

Re: Sometimes, F!S,

[(Anonymous)]

So, did things go your way, anon? Because, this thread looks like a fail to me.

I'm legit curious. Was this weak wank you were looking for? Satisfied?