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Hypocrites like this https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Onigojirakaiju

ayrt

Can't fly in real life or dreams :( Disappointing, come on subconscious!

Did she didn't do more than just embarrass him during the court session, like basically lying to everyone that him and Sansa had been plotting Joffrey's murder?

I FUCKING HATE THOSE BOYS

APPARENTLY THEY'LL BE PERFORMING IN THE OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONIES AND IF THAT'S TRUE THEN I WILL BE SO FUCKING PISSED OFF

THEY'RE JUST THE FLAVOUR OF THE [PARTICULARLY LONG] MONTH, DUE TO TEENAGE HORMONES COUPLED WITH BAD TASTE IN MANUFACTURED MUSIC. THEY HAVE NO CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE FOR MY LOVELY UK/GB AND THEY SHOULD NOT BE PERFORMING

EITHER ONE

OR BOTH

for some reason, more often than flying, i find i can like... low-grav jump or whatever. moon jump. i always come back down though.

or in the rare dreams when i CAN fly, it's usually only with incredible difficulty and i come just short of skidding along the ground while doing so. it's more stressful than enjoyable, trying to maintain proper altitude and failing every time.

ayrt

Yes! airborn hops, that would be an accurate description. Sometimes I can jump far, sometimes I come down fast.

Yeah either you're trying to wash with the wrong kind of soap - apparently it's a terrible idea to use anything scented down there, I tend to disregard that because I'm too lazy to use two different soaps but clearly it's a problem for some people - or you're scrubbing too hard or something, orrr as other people have said you need to see a doctor.

The only times I've had that kind of pain has been when the skin's got irritated somehow and usually it goes back to normal within a day. If you've got persistent pain there to the point where it's making it hard to keep clean you should probably see someone.

aww that gif is too cute

Ironic that you post this today, the one year anniversary of its premiere.

Also, you say that now, but soon you will be ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US :DDDDDD

I LOVE TURTLES

come to me my babies~

OP

I think I will have to try this.

It just pisses me off that I'm possibly missing out on something (that sounds fun)

This.

MY CUTIE MARK WOULD BE SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE PUN. BECAUSE AWFUL PUNS ARE MY SECRET WEAKNESS.

OR CHOCOLATE DIPPED CONES, BECAUSE THEY ARE MY OTHER SECRET WEAKNESS.

You might have sensitive skin down there and the soap you're using is irritating it. Or if you're using a rag or something to clean it may be irritating it.

More tmi, do you have pimples down there? I get those sometimes and it makes it painful to clean. Um, I'm looking up how to clean the vulva and about irritation and stuff, and there's a lot of stuff so I think you should try looking it up.

I'm so glad I gave up on the Walking Dead ages ago. There are so many better horror comics out there. When I gave it up, Glenn was pretty much the only character I maybe kind of liked, so I'm sad to here he's dead.

... Have I been making secrets in my sleep?

What about his threats to Illyrio's servant? "You should be scared of me because I could slowly strangle you to death like my last whore and no one will even notice or miss you"? And how he ordered her to wait in bed for him after scaring her near to death and enjoying it? Or what about the slave girl that he raped twice? All of those came before the Cersei comments, what's your opinion on them?

bad_service has the best wank. Like the epic umbrella wank and the lengthy ongoing ranch dressing saga. :D

I forget the name of the person who started the latter wank but damn it was amazing, anyone else read any of that?

Kitkat enjoyed it too for awhile, but from what I've heard about it from her (and I've heard a good bit), it's not something I would enjoy. I'm afraid I'm far too delicate for some of the shit that takes place in the comics. (Never thought I would say that, but it's true.)

A paintbrush, as I like to make art, usually with a brush. Though I am a Pinkie Pie cosplayer, so maybe it's three balloons, IDK. I'm also pretty good at not sleeping, though I don't know how to show that in cutie mark form.

I don't even remember at what point I just stopped reading TWD and gave up on it. After [Carl] for certain.

And knowing Kirkman works closely with the tv series is no plus imo.

Everything about this question really worries me. You don't give enough information for me to know, but maybe this link is relevant?

http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown

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