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Here's mine. Found this over at yahoo;

Pizza Hut's Bacon Wrapped Sausage Crust Mini Hamburger Pizza-

"Mini bacon-wrapped hotdogs surround a cheesy center topped with mini hamburgers, peppers, mushrooms, and onions on this Pizza Hut creation."

I like all of those things but together, I feel like I am looking at something that would battle Godzilla.

OH GROSS! That thing looks disgusting.

Last thing that made me WTH was TR's FFF yesterday.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/08/fan_fiction_friday_the_bat-family_in_girl_wonders.php

Really bad and hilarious Mary-Sue and/or troll fic. The Mary-Sue is a 4 month who looks 10, survives on raw meat, saves Batman and then blows off his offer of partnership and attends mall dolphin shows with Aquaman and Aqualad.

Edited 2012-08-18 21:27 (UTC)

Fan Fiction Friday always makes me laugh and go wth. I always forget how much I enjoy it and then I splurge on it every few weeks. Thanks for the linkage :D

I have to say out of all of them though this one is my favorite.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/03/fan_fiction_friday_bruce_wayne_and_dick_grayson_in.php

I crack up every time I read it after like the first sentence.

This one is pretty fucking hilarious too, but then I think I get a real kick out of things when they're hilariously bad and they involve my own fandom.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/04/fan_fiction_friday_sherlock_holmes_and_watson_in_f.php#more

I'm sorry but when he goes "Meanwhile a completely bored Moriarty is just gunning people down in the street." I lose it every time.

LMAO! I forgot about those.

So, like, I have a lot of favorites. The more absurdly fucked up, the better,

Like, the infamous Arthur one which involves a rousing game of "swift sausage."

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/fan_fiction_friday_arthur_in_arthur_the_piggy.php

Or, the first Comicsnix story posted. The one where Batman and Robocop find love and kick hippie ass.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_batman_and_robocop_in_the_day_t.php

Or, the weird Jurassic Park raptor/human snuff porn.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/fan_fiction_friday_jurassic_park_guys_and_a_veloci.php

My favorite so far is still the one where Charizard, who wears fingerless gloves and toeless socks, has a pants wetting problem. The one where Charizard has a pee-o-meter. (Just typing that sentence made me laugh so hard I couldn't type.)

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/01/fan_fiction_friday_pokeaccident_1.php

Did you read the Tony/Pepper where she put cat piss in his soup? It was last week.

Edited 2012-08-19 00:42 (UTC)

Re: What was the last thing that made you WTH?

biohazardgirl - 2012-08-19 05:02 (UTC) - Expand

Pretty much Japanese pizza will do that. Once my professor brought in a pizza menu from Japan for.practice roleplay and man. Crab and.Mayo King. Idaho Special (potatoes XD).

Oh Japanese pizza...

Mine was kinda personal and tmi-ish. I've been wearing a 40DD and it turns out I'm actually a 36G. Pretty sure my face was stuck in a wth expression for about a day.

I was wearing 36C, and it turned out that I was a 32F. Revelations. Though apparently not an uncommon story.

Domino's Pasta Bowls. It's pasta. In a bowl. A bowl made of bread.

And those KFC bowls. They look like pig slop to me.

Those are delicious. Seriously, that was my last year of college right there. XD

Oh my god those are so incredibly delicious. And so incredibly bad for you.

It's like pasta on garlic bread. It's so perfect.

The KFC bowls look disgusting to me too, but I've always wanted to try one of these pasta bowls. I know it's unhealthy, but god...all the things I love, IN ONE PLACE!

I just can't imagine the texture of noodles and bread is something I would enjoy in the same bite.

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elaminator - 2012-08-18 23:57 (UTC) - Expand

Ew.

You know what kind of "bowls" are good though. Chipotle's burrito bowls. It's a burrito! In a bowl! And, it's less messy.

I really like those. I always find burritos hard to eat and too filling. If I can't eat all of the bowl in one sitting, it's easier to save for later since there's no tortilla to get soggy. Chipolte and Noodles and Company have spoiled me for all fast food. I'm so picky now.

Panera's soups in a bread bowl, especially broccoli cheddar and the vegetarian soups

This, just because it was really surprisingly very good.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/302799

Who are you psychomachia, and why is your 18th century Hamilton/Jefferson RPF so good?

18th century Hamilton/Jefferson RPF

...

*bookmarked*

Re: What was the last thing that made you WTH?

biohazardgirl - 2012-08-19 11:10 (UTC) - Expand

Hell yeah, I'd eat it. But then I do subscribe to trashy_eats.

My WTH moment yesterday: Seeing Sly Stalone's 90-year-old mother's plastic face. Enjoy the nightmares tonight!

OH GOD THIS IS

THE MOST HORRIFYING THING

Edible hamburger, fries and soda made entirely with powder and water.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8gJOCwBuFc&list=UUwnro7pVC3fDjVavLT_LAjQ&index=6&feature=plcp

(this wonderful person who tastes this kind of things on video gave this a try: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE_8S7id1aM&feature=plcp )

I was going to link that but I couldn't find it! Thank you!

Re: What was the last thing that made you WTH?

(Anonymous) - 2012-08-19 00:50 (UTC) - Expand

Man, it's sad, I live in Japan and seeing this didn't even make me flinch. Like "Oh, yeah, sure, so what?"

Edit: In fact, I am ordering pizza for lunch in an hour, so have this for your WTF: my favorite pizza here has crispy crust, "gratin" sauce, mushrooms, extra cheese, and soft-boiled eggs. And it is FUCKING DELICIOUS.

Edited 2012-08-19 01:53 (UTC)

I need pics because that DOES sound delicious! :O

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fickletastictot - 2012-08-19 04:02 (UTC) - Expand

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE.

People on tumblr comparing MLP porn (as ponies) to yaoi. I that "It's just a kink like yaoi you should get over it."

Beastiality=Gay dudes?

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