[ SECRET POST #2056 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2056 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

18. http://i.imgur.com/zeGlu.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Troll?

He's like the definition of ugliness in a man. I don't think he'd be capable of turning a person on, unless the person was a robot with an on/off switch.

[(Anonymous)]

Not OP, but I find him hot, too. Not the most attractive guy ever, but pretty attractive.

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded.

[(Anonymous)]

Thirded. I know that objectively, he isn't attractive, but subjectively he's got... something.

[(Anonymous)]

I find him weirdly charismatic. Not physically attractive, he looks strange to me- but he does have that weird... something, like someone who seems like they'd be interesting or have a lot of stories they could tell you.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh no, I agree with the OP. One of my secret faves.

[(Anonymous)]

Someone who doesn't share your taste in men is a troll now?

[(Anonymous)]

YES. THERE IS ONE TRUE OBJECTIVE STANDARD OF ATTRACTIVENESS AND I HAVE FOUND IT AND YOU ALL MUST FOLLOW IT BECAUSE IT IS TRUTH.

[hallokatzchen]

Don't you know? Anyone that has a differing opinion or taste in any way, shape, or form is automatically a troll :|

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think he's attractive, at least not in the conventional sense (of course), but I do think he's sexy. I don't think this is a troll secret at all.

[brandiweed.livejournal.com]

Hey, you never know what pushes people's buttons.

I have a friend who did (and probably still does) just get wet over Richard O'Brien. You know, THIS guy:



There really is someone for everyone.

[childings.livejournal.com]

Wow rude
Sometimes people have different opinions. AMAZING

I swear to god the hivemindedness of the internet makes me want to throw something heavy sometimes

[omorka]

He looks better in motion than he does in still shots, and has phenomenal body language. I'm more about kinesthetics and voice than I am about plain visuals, and I find him smokin' hot, even though I probably wouldn't ever call him handsome.

Also:

[(Anonymous)]

asdf ;lkj asdf lkj yes this

[(Anonymous)]

One of my favourite quotes about love involves Steve Buscemi! It's long, sorry.

I once knew a woman who liked to imagine Love in the guise of a sturdy dog, one that would always chase down the stick after it was thrown and return with his ears flopping around happily. Completely loyal, completely unconditional. And I laughed at her, because even I knew that love is not like that. Love is a delicate thing that needs to be cosseted and protected. Love is not robust and love is not unyielding. Love can crumble under a few harsh words, or be tossed away with a handful of careless actions. Love isn't a steadfast dog at all; love is more like a pygmy mouse lemur.

Yes that's exactly what love is: a tiny, jittery primate with eyes that are permanently peeled open in fear. For those of you who cannot quite picture a pygmy mouse lemur, imagine a miniature Don Knotts or Steve Buscemi wearing a fur coat. Imagine the cutest animal you can, after it has been squeezed so hard that all its stuffing has been pushed up into an oversized head and its eyes are now popping out in overflow. The lemur looks so vulnerable that one cannot help but worry that predator might swoop in at any instant to snatch it away.

(From The Gargoyle by Andrew Davidson)

[sabotabby]

That is kind of amazing.

[(Anonymous)]

Whatever floats your boat, OP.

I personally don't think he's attractive, but he seems to have this "strange" thing about him that maybe appeals to people?

[childings.livejournal.com]

I don't find him that physically attractive but I am sort of attracted to him, if that makes sense... I think it's because he's a good actor (he's one of the reasons I'm watching Boardwalk Empire). And I need to rewatch Ghost World sometime, even though I really don't like the actress they got for Enid in that movie (and it's really nothing like the amazing comic book). Buscemi was probably the only thing I really liked about that movie (he wasn't too bad looking in it)

[la_petite_singe]

He is delightful & awesome in basically every way; I support this entirely.

[naturedichotomy]

I can totally get this. Rock on, OP. Rock on.

[vulgarweed]

I think he's hot too.

"Good-looking" and "sexy" aren't the same thing. If you made a Venn diagram, sure there'd be a lot of overlap, but there are good-looking people who are just pretty like a picture, no actual sex appeal, and technically ugly or weird-looking people with a LOT of sheer animal magnetism and charisma. Buscemi's definitely in the latter category, for me.

[rbhudson]

I love him so much that I can get over his quirky appearance