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fandomsecrets2012-09-03 03:25 pm
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(Anonymous) 2012-09-03 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)it's a photo set on tumblr, it's not a big deal.
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And if they need an even number, they can always put in a placeholder image. Not very hard to crop a "A" logo out of google images or something.
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(Anonymous) 2012-09-03 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)no subject
She was responsible for recruiting Bruce, directing all the Avengers who had no idea what was expected of them or what the Helicarrier was, providing almost all of Hawkeye's characterization and backstory, tricking Loki into revealing his plans, de-brainwashing Hawkeye, and closing the portal and oh yeah saving the entire frickin' world. Narratively, her redemption backstory and move from detached agent to active team-member was one of the major character arcs of the film.
The film would not have been remotely the same without her, and she was not more separate or different from the others than anyone else was, although all six of them were isolated and unstable, as the council said. If you had said this about Thor or Hawkeye, I would disagree but still understand the line of logic from where you were coming from, but Natasha? She was one of the central figures of the movie, story-wise and event-wise.
Look, if you don't like Natasha, that's perfectly understandable. She's not exactly the most endearing or charming character in the film, and it's perfectly fine for her personality to not rub you the right way. Heck, she's not at the top of my list of favorite characters either, even though I love all the characters in the movie. But do not say that she wasn't as important as the others, or that she wasn't a big part of the dynamic and flow. Because it's patently, objectively untrue.
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(Anonymous) 2012-09-04 02:46 am (UTC)(link)no subject
*tries to speak*
*stares again*
You're shitting me. You cannot fucking be serious. You're gonna judge a character by whether or not somehow, some way, another character could have maybe managed to do the same things she did, even if having them do it would be utterly jarring, come out of nowhere, have absolutely no meaning or emotional depth, rely on completely bullshit epiphanies, stretch the characters' shared duties to suspension-of-disbelief-breaking thinness, require buttloads of exposition, leave the plot aimless and stagnant, and not fit into their character arcs at all? Nuh uh.
You know, by your logic Steve didn't "need" to be there at all, because it's remotely possible that one of the others could've taken up leadership duty (no they couldn't, no one could, but you apparently think anyone could've tricked Loki too). Tony didn't need to be there at all because it's remotely possible that Thor could've flown the nuke into space and some SHIELD technician could've talked him through the engine restart (no he couldn't, he was busy and that makes no sense, but apparently you think anyone could have been free to de-brainwash Hawkeye too) -- he could've been chilling in his tower until Loki busted in, killed him, and hijacked the arc reactor. Banner didn't have to be there at all because Tony could have handwaved himself the ability to track the tesseract and Thor could've been the muscle the Hulk provided (no he couldn't, that's too much for him, but apparently according to you, Steve could've somehow gone to close the portal with no backup and no Clint to cover him). Never mind that this kind of shit would cause the whole movie to turn into an unrecognizable mess. And never mind that she was crucial to Hawkeye's entire character too, btw.
Don't make me laugh. No, she wasn't as plot-crucial as Thor. Yes, they could have completely rewritten the plot and reshuffled all the events in the movie so that Black Widow wasn't needed, but if they plucked her right out? Everything would have collapsed on itself, just like everyone would've collapsed if any of the other five, even Hawkeye, were just plucked out. Newsflash: a character doesn't have to be the protagonist to be worthwhile. Nothing whatsoever to do with feminism. I'd be just as pissed if you had deemed any of the other characters pointless, but you wouldn't have, would you?
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(Anonymous) 2012-09-04 04:56 am (UTC)(link)I've never seen such stupidity.
Have you actually seen the movie, or did you just jack off to poorly rendered gifsets instead?
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(Anonymous) 2012-09-04 05:13 am (UTC)(link)And I swear, I've never seen so much blatant point-missing and stupidity that wasn't either trolling or a neckbeard with delusions of grandeur. Which one are you, then?
Anyway, let's take the Hulk out. What does Banner do - gamma expert? Tony catches up to him in just a night of study, there's no reason he couldn't have done it, *and* anyway Tony figured out where Loki was going all by his lonesome anyway. Hulk caught Tony when he was falling, eh Thor can fly, he could have done that. What else did Hulk do?
Thor - he talked pretty with Loki, but did he do anything else? Failing to think of it, tbh.
Clint - Completely replaceable by any random SHIELD grunt.
Natasha - Brings Bruce in, provides all of Clint's bg, un-brainwashes him, tells Cap what's what, CLOSES the FUCKING portal yadda yadda, so much stuff already summarized by other excellent commenters.
The fact that you saw the movie, and actually came out of it thinking that Natasha's role amounted to just easily replaceable eye-candy who wasn't a key member, says a lot about you, tbh. And none of it good, sad to say.
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(Anonymous) 2012-09-04 12:45 am (UTC)(link)no subject
Really?
You're grasping at straws anon