[ SECRET POST #2079 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2079 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Cracky pairings are fun to me, I love them. Crossfandom and all. I even love finding how people make it work to the point where I'm getting pretty good at it myself. But I'm having some trouble with this one... how... how would that relationship work out? How does it go? PLEASE HELP, I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO KNOW THIS.

[fingalsanteater]

I know, right? They exist in, like, different universes. Galaxies? Times? I want to see how that works.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh that's not the part I care about. Different galaxies, universe, time... they're magical/scifi stories, it's fairly easy to come up with a way for their worlds to collide. It's the actual interaction I'm curious about. Well AND how the story would work. But setting it up would probably be the easiest part for me.

[fingalsanteater]

Oh, well, that too. But, I still would like to see a plausible reason for them being in the same space besides "Lol, sci-fi/magic."

Is it Riddick in Harry's 'verse or Harry in Riddick's 'verse?

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm... if I were the writer in charge of this I'd probably have Riddick in Harry's 'verse. I'd be more interested in seeing how he handles the wizarding world than vice versa. And it'd probably be something like a wormhole + spell gone wrong somewhere = hilarity ensues. It's hard to write this premise without it being outright crack, so... that'd probably work.

Plus I want to see Riddick and Hagrid armwrestling for some reason.

[insanenoodlyguy]

God fucking dammit. Now Hermione has an awkward relationship with Riddick in my head and it's really, really obvious she wants to fuck him.

[(Anonymous)]

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

It would totally start as this academic interest in his eyes, and eventually about the surgical procedure of a 'shine job' and the like, and then would end up with her being all well shit once she realizes that nope, this isn't an academic thing anymore.

And Riddick, after the whole thing with Jack/Kyra, is cautious around teens. He's protective of them in his weird way, but he does NOT want to get close to any of them. Under any circumstances. Really.

*headdesk*

GODDAMN YOU BRAIN

[insanenoodlyguy]

Until one HORRIBLE WONDERFUL night with a love potion!

Climax is a Harry/Hermione "HE'S MINE!" Magical slugfest.

Re: GODDAMN YOU BRAIN

[(Anonymous)]

WELP, EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW.

[fingalsanteater]

Yeeeeeessssss. (Who doesn't want to fuck him, though?)

[(Anonymous)]

You've just brought to attention the truly pertinent question here.

And I think I may need to watch one of the Riddick movies tonight.

I WANT HIM TO MAKE SWEET TENDER LOVE TO ME DAMMIT. SWEET TENDER LOVE!

[insanenoodlyguy]

Well I don't!

Re: I WANT HIM TO MAKE SWEET TENDER LOVE TO ME DAMMIT. SWEET TENDER LOVE!

[fingalsanteater]

I don't believe you. :D

Re: I WANT HIM TO MAKE SWEET TENDER LOVE TO ME DAMMIT. SWEET TENDER LOVE!

[oroburos69]

Liar.

[(Anonymous)]

This. I read a Dean/Hardison/Ianto fic and have never looked back.