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⌈ Secret Post #2082 ⌋

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[Fate/Zero]

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05. [SPOILERS for Journey Into Mystery/Everything Burns]

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06. [SPOILERS for Avengers]

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09. [WARNING for depression/suicide]

[Wilby Wonderful (2004)]

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[True Blood]

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11. [WARNING for rape]

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12. [WARNING for suicide/self-harm]

[Alex Gaskarth/All Time Low]

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Ahahahahahahha.

The only time these guys get gay is when she's really hot and balls end up touching.

What does this comment mean?

No, seriously, I don't get it. At all! Am I missing a reference, or...?

In a threesome, (or many other situations) there's a rule.

Ah, I figured it might be something like that. I still don't quite get how the woman being sweaty would enable their balls to touch, but that lack of knowledge is probably for the best anyway!

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insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-15 02:57 (UTC) - Expand

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(Anonymous) - 2012-09-15 16:09 (UTC) - Expand

Let me guess, because they're "omg so manly"?

My biological father is about Stallone's age, still very buff (because of fitness training) and used to serve in the army before he retired.
He's also gay. And no, his husband isn't playing the part of "the woman". He's very similar to him.

Problem?

AYRT

Clearly your father is not Sylvester Stallone. We dont' need to bother with the blood test now.

The character he plays in that movie isn't Sylvester Stallone either. The secret was talking about his character, not him.

So your comeback makes no sense.

I'm pretty nuts when it comes to Gunner/Barney myself, but I gotta say that I dig your headcanon! Would totally read any and all fics, if you know what I mean... *wink wink hint hint*

This secret just means that YOU need to write more Expendables fic too. :)

Who, me? *whistles innocently*

No, but seriously though, thanks! It's really sweet of you to remember -- and, uh, I might actually be working on one...?

Yay!

Lots of yay!

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Heh, I like!

nice rainbow

i like this

I hated the first movie, but rewatching with slash goggles actually made it better for me.

Your outline is basically the only way I'm heading into a theatre for it. Li/Lundgren the hell were their names again? Whatever, that pair ALL THE WAY.

I actually liked the first movie, legitimately, but yeah, slash goggles make the 2nd one priceless, even if you're not huge on the shitty dialogues (which I just find so funny) and the half-assed action.

The second film is also better-shot, edited and just better crafted than the first film.

Your shipping sucks, Dolph/JCVD IS THE ONLY WAY!

Are you as excited as I am about the new Universal Soldier movie?

I ship Barney/Lee so hard it hurts. They're as good as married. But I definitely agree with Barney finding some comfort with Billy because he's not too happy about Lee/Lace ... but since we all know Lee/Lace is not going to last, there's no reason why Barney and Lee shouldn't get back together.

Yes, I've given this a lot of thought. WHY IS THERE NO FANDOM? This movie has so much slash potential.

Hate to say this but these are not the handsomest motherfuckers on the planet and fandom does go for the pretty more than anything. I mean, it says a lot when Jason Statham and Jet Li are legitimately the best looking people in your film (discounting the women).

This is the greatest secret that I have ever read. LOVE IT.

Word, I'm so into this secret I cannot even.

Hm, I need to start making charts like this for my slash goggles head canon. It seems like it's really helpful at keeping it all...straight.

Your secret is awesome. I want all the Yin Yang fic!

Dolph Lundgren and Jet Li are my OTP of this movie.

And the first film.

I know it's fucked up, because Dolph's character is psychotic and a racist. I have no excuses.