[ SECRET POST #2082 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2082 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Fate/Zero]


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05. [SPOILERS for Journey Into Mystery/Everything Burns]



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06. [SPOILERS for Avengers]



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07. [SPOILERS for Sweeney Todd]



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08. [SPOILERS]



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09. [WARNING for depression/suicide]

[Wilby Wonderful (2004)]


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10. [WARNING for abuse]

[True Blood]


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11. [WARNING for rape]



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12. [WARNING for suicide/self-harm]

[Alex Gaskarth/All Time Low]


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13. [WARNING for abuse]



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14. [WARNING for abuse/bullying]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #297.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ],.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Ahahahahahahha.

The only time these guys get gay is when she's really hot and balls end up touching.

[galerian-ash.livejournal.com]

What does this comment mean?

No, seriously, I don't get it. At all! Am I missing a reference, or...?

[insanenoodlyguy]

In a threesome, (or many other situations) there's a rule.

[galerian-ash.livejournal.com]

Ah, I figured it might be something like that. I still don't quite get how the woman being sweaty would enable their balls to touch, but that lack of knowledge is probably for the best anyway!

[(Anonymous)]

its like, a guy sticking it in another guys butt is not gay unless both guys balls touch

then its gay sex

its like a running internet joke

get it?

so if the woman is being fucked by a guy in the vag and another guy in the ass at the same time, the guys balls might touch

gay sex!

[galerian-ash.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I'm an idiot! I've heard the one about gay sex before, but for some reason I imagined the threesome being in the woman's vagina and in her mouth -- so I just couldn't see how their balls would touch.

LOL, thanks for explaining!

[(Anonymous)]

lol no probs

jsyk gay threesomes can still have balls touching

its called double penetration

two dicks in one hole

shits amazing

[insanenoodlyguy]

[fingalsanteater]

This is fucking cracking me up because I'm imagining some dumbass, sweaty dudebro's furiously jerking each other off while constantly reassuring themselves, "It's not gay if our balls don't touch, bro." They keep muttering "It's not gay, it's not gay, it's not gay, UNLESS OUR BALLS TOUCH!" as they come.

Poor guys.

[(Anonymous)]

And if they are to have buttsex?

"You sure the towel's in place, bro?"

"Yeah, there's no way they're gonna touch. You ready?"

"Bring it on mannnnnnnnn."

*cue sexy tiems*

"They ain't touching, they ain't touching, they ain't touching..."

[insanenoodlyguy]

(technically sfw, but linked anyway)

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/241/853/95e.jpg

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[(Anonymous)]

Because balls are touching.

TIL.

Thank you f!s.

[(Anonymous)]

Let me guess, because they're "omg so manly"?

My biological father is about Stallone's age, still very buff (because of fitness training) and used to serve in the army before he retired.
He's also gay. And no, his husband isn't playing the part of "the woman". He's very similar to him.

Problem?

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Clearly your father is not Sylvester Stallone. We dont' need to bother with the blood test now.

[(Anonymous)]

The character he plays in that movie isn't Sylvester Stallone either. The secret was talking about his character, not him.

So your comeback makes no sense.