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⌈ Secret Post #2082 ⌋

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05. [SPOILERS for Journey Into Mystery/Everything Burns]

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06. [SPOILERS for Avengers]

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09. [WARNING for depression/suicide]

[Wilby Wonderful (2004)]

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[True Blood]

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[Alex Gaskarth/All Time Low]

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-Eliza Thornberry meets the Veggies from The Veggietales and uses the phallus shaped veggies as masturbatory aides. Later, to her horror, she discovers Donnie has eaten them.

-Walter White (Breaking Bad) is Hal's (Malcom in the Middle) long lost evil twin. Reese gets into making meth with his uncle after Francis introduces them (having met Walt while travelling through NM). Jesse begins to come to his senses regarding Mr. White's manipulations and sets out to rescue Reese from his former partner and Reese's own stupidity. Jesse/Reese slash

-Balki (Perfect Strangers) is Ricky's (Trailer Park Boys) cousin! Ricky spies on Julian getting a blowjob from Balki (it's so good Julian spills his drink!) and discovers he's very- jealously- in love with Julian.

-Beavis and Butthead meet Sarah Palin at a mall book signing. She invites the guys back to her RV or trailer or whatever to engage in kinky dominatrix-y BDSM in which she manipulates them into eating their meat (aka sucking each others dicks) if they want their pudding (aka her vagina).

OH MY GOD I NEED BRAIN BLEACH FINGALS. STOP IT ELIZA STOP IT NOW.

Eliza Thornberry is judging you.

There are so many pictures of Larry looking coy too :(

I really, really wanted to write it. But, I haven't seen The Wild Thornberrys in fooooorever and I've never seen Veggie Tales. I would've needed to do some character research and I didn't think my brain could handle it.

The urge to write it is back again. :/

Is Larry the only phallic one? I thought there was a carrot.

Edited 2012-09-15 03:06 (UTC)

Oh let me help you with this.

First off... dont' forget to have the veggies try to liken the whole experience to a biblical story. That's how they do.

There's plenty of episodes on youtube.

I think most of them have potential. But Larry should be endgame, once Eliza is "stretched"

I think Larry should sing a silly sex song.

Inside her.

But, um, fingals age Eliza up a bit?

Edited 2012-09-15 03:17 (UTC)

NO

It's better when it's horrible.

MORE HORRIBLE ALWAYS MAKES IT BETTER.

Have larry wear the superhero outfit! So Darwin can hump it on the side.

Isn't she, like, 14? Seems old enough to experiment with sentient vegetables to me.

I thought she was twelve? Fourteen then? Carry on.

What biblical story though? The whole of Song of Solomon?

I figured they'd just naively think they are preparing her body to receive Christ.

YES. THIS IS GOOD.

Omg I love you, character research for a story about sentient vegetable dildoes.

YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY?!?!?!

THE PIRATES WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc

I LOVE MY LIPS~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1FGaCNN1aw&feature=relmfu

THE YODELING VETERANARIAN OF THE ALPS~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUkpE16b56g&feature=relmfu

HIS CHEESEBURGER~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A74dEskT6s

ENDANGERED LOVE~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpcf_qD3GW4

DANCE OF THE CUCUMBER~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13DvXLdr_H4&feature=relmfu

THE HAIRBRUSH SONG~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKuj95aIEC8&feature=related

PIZZA ANGEL~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEUJTo6-stg&feature=related

They're's more too, but some of them have been taken down. WATCH THESE THEY ARE HILARIOUS.

If i wasn't already possessed of a SO I would kill yours and attempt to court you.

I think my SO would do the same.

I knew when I expanded this, based on usernames involved, this would be random, horrible, scarring, and ridiculously amusing.

Expectations met and surpassed. Good show pervs!

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