[ SECRET POST #2082 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2082 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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05. [SPOILERS for Journey Into Mystery/Everything Burns]



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06. [SPOILERS for Avengers]



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07. [SPOILERS for Sweeney Todd]



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09. [WARNING for depression/suicide]

[Wilby Wonderful (2004)]


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10. [WARNING for abuse]

[True Blood]


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11. [WARNING for rape]



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12. [WARNING for suicide/self-harm]

[Alex Gaskarth/All Time Low]


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13. [WARNING for abuse]



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14. [WARNING for abuse/bullying]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #297.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ],.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Crack fic ideas?

[tasogare_n_hime]

The crackiest crack fic idea I ever got: This was a AU fic for Final Fantasy VII way before DoC completely ruined Lucretia's mad scientist vibe. in it even after all the weird science shit happened Lucretia didn't die, or vacuum seal herself or what ever the fuck it was she did. Vincent didn't end up in the coffin, and they, Hojo, and JENOVA(Who was able to speak into everyone's minds and was pretty snarky for a mostly dead thing in a jar.) ended up trying to raise little Sephiroth together in Midgard with out killing each other, or bringing about the end of the world... There were no drugs involved in this either JSYK, this is just how my brain works sometimes.

I never wrote it, but I actually seriously OTP JENOVA/Lucretia now because of it.

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[writerserenyty]

A couple of friends and I had ideas about cracky bad!fics that we wanted to write.

One was an Inuyasha crack fic where Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were princes of the East and West kingdoms, and Inuyasha had to get married in however long or he'd become pregnant with Sesshomaru's baby. At one point this does happen, and Kagome has sex with Sesshomaru, and eventually Inuyasha and Kagome bond/fall in love over the fact that they're both carrying Sesshomaru's baby. Also they form a band at one point.

We also had a giant crossover going where (among other things) the Kraken from Pirates of the Caribbean and Sailor Moon fall in love in a high school drama. ...yeah, my friends and I were weird.

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[(Anonymous)]

WHERE IS THIS INUYASHA FIC I NEED TO READ IT

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[writerserenyty]

We never wrote it all but it was mostly what we talked about. Sorry to disappoint, lol

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[lunabee34]

No shit. I would read the hell out of that fic. :)

(It would appear you have a market, Serenyty, should you ever be moved to write such a thing)

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[tasogare_n_hime]

I would read that too.

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[stuck4aname]

This one came into my brain a couple of weeks ago:

Glee/Avengers crossover wherein the Avengers are sent undercover as teachers, some at McKinley and some at Dalton, but then they somehow get involved in the glee clubs and become ultra competitive between themselves and forget all about their original mission.

IDEK why my brain went there. =/

You asked for this remember.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Spiderman having sex with every member of the power pack. Wrote it too.

Explanation: It was for 4chan!

Re: You asked for this remember.

[biohazardgirl]

I think Lilo/Gantu is crackier than that.

Re: You asked for this remember.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Maybe. That was my runner up, obviously.

That and this one proposal I made that almost became a comic... But it was more "pwp orgy" then proper crack.

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[fingalsanteater]

-Eliza Thornberry meets the Veggies from The Veggietales and uses the phallus shaped veggies as masturbatory aides. Later, to her horror, she discovers Donnie has eaten them.

-Walter White (Breaking Bad) is Hal's (Malcom in the Middle) long lost evil twin. Reese gets into making meth with his uncle after Francis introduces them (having met Walt while travelling through NM). Jesse begins to come to his senses regarding Mr. White's manipulations and sets out to rescue Reese from his former partner and Reese's own stupidity. Jesse/Reese slash

-Balki (Perfect Strangers) is Ricky's (Trailer Park Boys) cousin! Ricky spies on Julian getting a blowjob from Balki (it's so good Julian spills his drink!) and discovers he's very- jealously- in love with Julian.

-Beavis and Butthead meet Sarah Palin at a mall book signing. She invites the guys back to her RV or trailer or whatever to engage in kinky dominatrix-y BDSM in which she manipulates them into eating their meat (aka sucking each others dicks) if they want their pudding (aka her vagina).

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[biohazardgirl]

OH MY GOD I NEED BRAIN BLEACH FINGALS. STOP IT ELIZA STOP IT NOW.

Eliza Thornberry is judging you.



There are so many pictures of Larry looking coy too :(

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[fingalsanteater]

I really, really wanted to write it. But, I haven't seen The Wild Thornberrys in fooooorever and I've never seen Veggie Tales. I would've needed to do some character research and I didn't think my brain could handle it.

The urge to write it is back again. :/

Is Larry the only phallic one? I thought there was a carrot.

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[insanenoodlyguy]

Oh let me help you with this.

First off... dont' forget to have the veggies try to liken the whole experience to a biblical story. That's how they do.

There's plenty of episodes on youtube.



I think most of them have potential. But Larry should be endgame, once Eliza is "stretched"

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[biohazardgirl]

I think Larry should sing a silly sex song.

Inside her.

But, um, fingals age Eliza up a bit?

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[biohazardgirl]

Omg I love you, character research for a story about sentient vegetable dildoes.

YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY?!?!?!

THE PIRATES WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc

I LOVE MY LIPS~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1FGaCNN1aw&feature=relmfu

THE YODELING VETERANARIAN OF THE ALPS~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUkpE16b56g&feature=relmfu

HIS CHEESEBURGER~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A74dEskT6s

ENDANGERED LOVE~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpcf_qD3GW4

DANCE OF THE CUCUMBER~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13DvXLdr_H4&feature=relmfu

THE HAIRBRUSH SONG~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKuj95aIEC8&feature=related

PIZZA ANGEL~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEUJTo6-stg&feature=related

They're's more too, but some of them have been taken down. WATCH THESE THEY ARE HILARIOUS.

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[insanenoodlyguy]

If i wasn't already possessed of a SO I would kill yours and attempt to court you.

I think my SO would do the same.

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[anonymouslyyours]

I knew when I expanded this, based on usernames involved, this would be random, horrible, scarring, and ridiculously amusing.

Expectations met and surpassed. Good show pervs!

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[terabient]

You should totally write that fic because FFVII fandom needs more mad doctor Lucretia and Hojo/Lucretia just being awful people/parents FOR SCIENCE!!!

...I don't really have any crack fic ideas because I'm boring, but this fanart made me want a Thor/Panty and Stocking fusion like burning.

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[tasogare_n_hime]

That fan art is glorious.

XD They were like the worst parents ever too. At one point JENOVA even pointed out that Sephiroth was completely screwed because his only reliable care taker was, if I remember right: "A depressed, glorified hit man, possessed by four demons of destruction. One of which seems to think it's an un-housebroken dog, I'd like to add."

All the while Lucy, and Hojo are in the next room arguing, about to go into a JENOVA cell enabled transformation battle, until Vincent went in there reminding them of the rule they had concerning that sort of thing about it not happening within the city limits.

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[al28894]

WELL...

-Various characters from all points of history discovering Gensokyo (Past: Ezio, Present: Phineas Flynn, Future: Garrus. Don't ask how). Oh, and Gensokyo is a separate planet in the solar system, hidden by magic and the Great Hakurei Barrier, open to only a few outsiders at various points in time.

-I'm currently writing the most crackiest story yet; a seperate planet in the universe where human civilization went differently. Also, the characters I previously mentioned (and Gensokyo) also knew this.

Based on this; 'The Gensokyo That Floats In Outer Space'. The song has been taken down by the original artist, but it still exists in other forms around Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7foawccA4Yg

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[(Anonymous)]

Well, Scott Speedman is in the new show Last Resort which is filming in Hawaii. Which got me thinking – since the way he looks sort of reminds me of both Danny and Steve from Hawaii Five-0, he’s obviously their kid sent back in time to make sure some horrible thing doesn’t happen.

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[st_jane_ambulance]

Iron Man/Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes, where Tony Stark and Holmes somehow accidentally switch places. I haven't written it yet partly because I'm not sure how to pull it off.

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[(Anonymous)]

My crack-fic idea: A Kim Possible/Futurama crossover. One day the idea popped into my head, and made a scary amount of sense:

One of Drakken's inventions goes wrong, and the KP crew ends up at the Planet express headquarters. Fry and Ron immediately bond, and proceed to get in all sorts of trouble that Kim and Leela have to save them from. Drakken and the Professor try to figure out how to get the KP group back, but mostly end up arguing over who has the better doomsday ideas. And Zapp hits on Shego constantly, and ends up crispier and crispier each time he does so.

I've actually got the first page written, but that happened over a year ago and I haven't touched it since.

Re: Crack fic ideas?

[biohazardgirl]

The whole RP I'm part of is a crack RP, so every time I'm on it's crack! I crossed over Sherlock with Little Shop of Horrors two weeks ago. It made my life complete, pretty much.