[ SECRET POST #2083 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2083 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 110 secrets from Secret Submission Post #298.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

"but it's true for 95% of YA readers over age 21."

oh

really

that's a thing people have actually studied and proven huh

[(Anonymous)]

Idk what type of Transformers you're looking for but:

gifs:
http://tfmlpgifs.tumblr.com/
http://true-fan-transformers.tumblr.com/
http://motherboard-tfs.tumblr.com/

fanart:
http://fyeahtfchicks.tumblr.com/
http://transformersfanartshowcase.tumblr.com/
http://tf-fanart.tumblr.com/
http://aeonmagnus.tumblr.com/

other:
http://thetransformers.tumblr.com/
http://fuckyeahtfmacros.tumblr.com/
http://tftexts.tumblr.com/

(all of these are pretty pornless b/c i didn't know if that's how you rolled haha)

Re: Funny/bad sex stories.

[anonymouslyyours]

I was sort of dating this girl who confessed she had a fantasy about going down on me in her dad's truck. I, uh, had no objections so she borrowed his truck and we drove out to some empty farmland. While in the act she thought she heard someone so she shot up to check and basically headbutted me right in the face. Blood everywhere and a mild concussion.

Plus the story she came up with while I was trying not to pass out was that I had slipped and fell while trying to climb a ladder so I got my fair share of ribbing for being a clumsy idiot.


And, um, I had a guy let out a massive sneeze right in my face/mouth while we were making out. Not really bad "sex" but it has stuck with me.

[(Anonymous)]

who would waste their time studying anything about ya fiction

lmfao

Re: Fanon that annoys the shit out of you

[(Anonymous)]

Loki stans won't stopping reblogging that shitty shopped photoset which, in their minds, totally proves that Loki was mind controlled during The Avengers. That photoset. Is shopped. Why do they refuse to understand it is beyond me.

Final Fantasy 7 fandom calling Reno Reno Sinclair in fanfics. Who the hell started this and why did the others follow? Yami Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh was also given some weird name by fandom, though whenever I saw these made-up names in summaries I knew that they also indicated the qualities of the fics, so in a way they were kinda useful.

[(Anonymous)]

the finale was complete garbage from a storytelling and character development standpoint

but i'm still going to watch the next season

and hope against hope that it's less of a clusterfuck

Re: Where do people masturbate?

[(Anonymous)]

In bed or on the couch. I can't masturbate in the shower for some reason. Usually if I'm worried about leakage/smears I put down a washrag or small towel.

Re: Fanon that annoys the shit out of you

[(Anonymous)]

omg Richie/Virgil was my first slash ship <3 (Well, I think they were anyway. It was either them or Bobby/Warren from the X-men. It was a close thing)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh! It looks good.

And that reminds me:

http://peter-parkwhore.tumblr.com/post/31533814409/because-thor-is-totally-a-disney-princess

Thor 3?

[miss_yuka]

It's not going to air where I live anyway so where's the difference between pirating it now and pirating it a month from now?

[shinysylver]

Anything by Anchee Min is wonderful.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, good for her. She's not going to be model age forever (though she might be able to stay in longer if she builds a successful, dependable reputation now). Grab the gravy train now and build a lovely nest egg while you can. Financial freedom can buy the finest education on the planet, whether she resumes it later or does a course at a time around projects, as well as the freedom to choose the best scripts without regard to paycheck because the future is well taken care of.

[intrigueing]

Yeah, Clint's eyes are so red and bruised he looks like he hasn't slept at all.

[(Anonymous)]

I like pretty much every incarnation of Transformers except the Michael Bay movies.

Thank you very much!

[sochitelya]

I'm just annoyed with the current YA boom because I, personally, do not give two shits about whiny 16-year-olds. I didn't even like reading about teenagers when I was a teenager.

And before anyone jumps up my ass, I'm well-aware there's good YA just as there's shit YA, but it seems like all I see lately is "pretty teenage white girl with a slight 'flaw' has to choose between Douchebag 1 and Douchebag 2, and oh yeah, maybe there's some sort of vague problem going on out in the real world?" AKA The Twilight Effect.

Also, the general racism/ableism in the YA books I've seen getting picked up recently.

[(Anonymous)]

This is actually pretty true, albeit written condescendingly.

[lothinielflowermaiden]

I mostly read children's books--some YA, but not paranormal romances like what you talked about. My favorite type of story is anything that has to do with families, and those are a lot easier to find in children's books and YA. I have tried a few adults books that seem to fit into that theme, but I generally end up not liking them as well.

I do read a lot of mysteries, but those are the only adult books I really like, and even then I stick to a short list of author's and maybe add one or two new authors every couple of years. I also read one fantasy author and tie in novels for various movies and tv shows, but on the whole I prefer children's books. I like my stories to be heartwarming, because I have enough depressing things in my real life.

[intrigueing]

OMG I want fanart :D

Re: Dildo or vibrator?

[cloud_riven]

Neither.

clitoral pump's where it's at

Re: Where do people masturbate?

[anonymouslyyours]

Wherever I want.

I don't really need cleanup immediately if it was just one orgasm and not too much warmup (especially if I only masturbated my clit and didn't penetrate myself with anything) but if I'm uncomfortable it only takes one tissue.

For more involved sessions, toys, or positions that maximize contact with the sheets or something I'll put use a small blanket, sometimes towel.

Re: Shitty week

[(Anonymous)]

Aww, your poor sister and those poor chickens. ... But I mean, eagles are cool. Can't blame it for being an eagle.

[blue_rampion]

[(Anonymous)]

When it comes to the theme park, it's because it was more convenient for Warner Brothers to set it up in a touristy place that already had the attractions for Disney World and Universal Studios. Also, American fans have put out a lot of money when it came to the books and movies, and that has a lot to do with the fact that America is just so big.

As for fan events, well...what is so hard to set up an event where you live? Leaky Cauldron and Mugglenet are US based and IIRC they have said that the majority of visitors to the sites were in the US.

Re: Shitty week

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you <3

Re: Shit Stream 6: Fake Marvel Vs Shit Capcom!

[oroburos69]

Not going to make it tonight! Dinner with my grandparents...I'd much rather be watching shitty movies, but family obligations take precedence.