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⌈ Secret Post #2088 ⌋

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"IT'S TOO GAY IN HERE LATELY" SHOUTED HOLMES FROM INSIDE A PULSATING MASS OF UNDULATING FEMALE FUCKPATENERS. LIKE HOLY SHIT, AN ELDER GOD BROKE THROUGH THE BORDERS THAT SEPARATE THIS WORLD FROM HIS AND HE MADE HIMSELF A BODY OF POON. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT RIGHT HERE. TO LOOK IS TO GO MAD IN THE ABYSS. AND THE ABYSS IS GAPING VAGINAS.

"THE FUCK YOU ON ABOUT HOLMES?" SAID WATSON, WHO HAD GAZED SO LONG THE ABYSS HAD STARTED BACK AND NOW HE WAS FUCKING THE ABYSS FROM THE TOP.

"ELE-FUCKING-MENTARY SHITSTICK. I'M SAYING IT'S GOTTEN GAY WATSON. OR MAYBE BI. GAY/BI. DOESN'T MATTER. WE NEED TO BE HETERO IN HERE. CAN'T RUIN SOMETHING GOOD."

"HOLMES, IT'S YOU, ME, AND LOTS OF WHORES WE PAID WITH SMACK AND SMACKS TO THE FACE. HOW IS THIS GAY?"

"I CAN FEEL IT MAN."

"I CAN FEEL A BITCH LICKING MY NADS WHILE I FUCK A HOLE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HOLE IT IS. I DON'T CARE. WAIT, OH FUCK FUCK FUCK. IS THAT YOUR HOLE?"

"NO!"

"ARE BALLS TOUCHING?"

"THE BALLS ARE INERT."

"THEN WERE ARE FUCKING PLATNIUM BRO. AND ALSO HOTHULU HERE."

"SOMETHING STILL FEELS WRONG!" HOLMES HEAD MANAGE TO FREE ITSELF FROM THE FLESH-THAT-OOZES.

"WATSON... BE HONEST. ARE YOU A GAYBI?"

WATSON DID THE MOST HETEROSEXUAL THING POSSIBLE. HE PUNCHED HOLMES RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN FACE.

"GOOD MAN. BUT HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A GAYBI AT SOME OTHER TIME?"

WATSON MANAGED TO SPIN AROUND SO HE COULD PUT THE BOOTS TO HOLMES HETERO STYLE BUT NOT PULL OUT OF THE SQAMOUS QUIM.

"OW YOU FUCKER, OKAY OKAY!" HOLMES WOULD NORMALLY BE HEADBUTTING HIS FRIEND AS ONLY AN INEBRIATED ENGLISHMAN CAN DO TO HIS FELLOW MAN, BUT HE WAS ENSNARED IN NOISOME ICHOR THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE MADE PRIMARILY OF HIS OWN MAN DRIPPINGS.

"BUT IF IT'S NOT YOU, AND IT'S SURE AS HELL NOT ME... WHERE IS ALL THE GAY COMING FROM?"

"I MIGHT SHIP IT." SAID ONE OF THE WHORES WHO MADE UP THE UNENDING LUST BEAST. ONLY IT CAME OUT MORE LIKE "MABARDBH F'TOSH. IA! IA!"

HOLMES QUICKLY WRIGGLED HIMSELF OUT OF THE ELDTRICH WHORE-ER. LOVECRAFTIAN ORGIES WERE ONE THING... BUT FANGIRLS?

"BURN YOU THINK THAT SHOULD NOT BE. BACK TO THE REALM THAT SPAWNED YOU!' WATSON SCREAMED, THANKFUL THEIR DECADENT LIFESTYLE ALLOWED FOR EASILY MADE MOLOTOV COCKTAILS, WHICH HE THREW AT THE MONSTROSITY BEFORE HIM.

THE CREATURE WRITHED AND REALITY TORE. IT SMASHED THE WALL IN IT'S THROES OF PAIN AND LEPT INTO THE NIGHT SKY.

"WASN'T YOUR WIFE IN THERE SOMEWHERE?" ASKED A NAKED HOLMES, PRODDING A SMALL TONGUE THAT WAS GROWING ON HIS THIGH.

"GODDAMN IT. GET THE CAR." WAS WATSONS REPLY.

PABAGIA

I wasn't sure which comment was my favourite so far and then you said "SQUAMOUS QUIM" so I think it's this one.

This and other horrible archived at http://archiveofourown.org/users/insanenoodlyguy

WATSON DID THE MOST HETEROSEXUAL THING POSSIBLE. HE PUNCHED HOLMES RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN FACE.

Getting decked in the face is only a cure for mild gaybiitis. More acute cases call for A Clockwork Orange style forced veiwing of the opposite sex in sexual situations. No het sex scenes, though, since those involve same sex body parts.

Well, this is perfect.

beautiful. :')

What is this thing of beauty?

That is wonderful.

I'm truly, truly impressed. Ku-fucking-dos.

I FIND THIS FANFIC PROBLEMATIC

I FIND YOU FINDING THIS FANFIC PROBLEMATIC PROBLEMATIC

YOUR INVALIDATION IS INVALID

AND PROBLEMATIC

FUCK IS THIS ARGUMENT FEMINIST? SOMEONE GET FANDOMHATESWOMEN

I FIND YOUR USE OF THE WORD "ARGUMENT" PROBLEMATIC. IT IS AN AGGRESSIVE WORD MEANT TO INFLAME AND PROVOKE THE READER. THIS IS AN "ENERGETIC DISCUSSION".

WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING THE READER IS EASILY INFLAMED? ABLEIST TBH

ENERGY IS A TOOL OF THE OPPRESSOR

DISCUSSIONS CONTAIN THE ROOT WORD "CUSS" MAKING THEM EVEN MORE INFLAMMATORY. I AM OFFENDED THAT YOU ARE OFFENDED BY MY OFFENSIVENESS

YOUR MENTION OF OPPRESSION HAS TRIGGERED ME FOR A TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENT WHERE MY BROTHER SAT ON MY FACE. HOW DARE YOU!

Re: ADLER AND HOLMES CHAPTER 10: GAY/BI

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-21 07:21 (UTC) - Expand

anonymouslyyours - 2012-09-21 07:23 (UTC) - Expand

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-21 11:00 (UTC) - Expand

Grammar and vocabulary nerd would like to point out that "argument" originally meant stating and justifying a point of view. The patriarchy corrupted it.

ONLY WOMYN ARE ALLOWED TO USE IT FOR RECLAMATION PURPOSES. I STAND BY MY ORIGINAL CALL-OUT!

I FIND YOU FINDING PEOPLE FINDING THINGS PROBLEMATIC PROBLEMATIC PROBLEMATIC.

ALSO YOUR USE OF THE TERM "FANFIC" IS DEROGATORY AND PROBLEMATIC. YOU'RE DISMISSING THE HOURS OF LOVE AND EFFORT THIS GENTLE SOUL HAS PUT INTO IT. IT'S NOT JUST FANFIC IT'S ~CREATIVE FAN INTERPRETATION~.

I FIND YOUR ICON PROBLEMATIC. YOU SHOULD WARN FOR IMPLICATIONS OF CHILD ABUSE AND CHILD SEXUALITY. ALSO THAT RED IS LOOKING A LITTLE AGGRESSIVE. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.

RED IS LOOKING A LITTLE AGGRESSIVE

RACIST

YOU DON'T KNOW ME OR MY LIFE STORY SO TO ASSUME I'M A RACIST FOR SAYING RACIST THINGS IS REVERSE RACISM AND THAT IS A WORSE KIND OF RACISM BECAUSE I'M NOT USED TO BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST!

HDU IM WHITE ACCUSING ME OF REVERSE RACISM MAKES YOU A DOUBLE REVERSE RACIST

WELL YOU'RE A DOUBLE-DUTCH REVERSE RACIST TIMES INFINITY, SO NEENER!

(Anonymous) - 2012-09-23 13:56 (UTC) - Expand

this comment and its whole thread are perfect. big ups and mad props yo

This is the best installment yet. And that's saying something.