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⌈ Secret Post #2093 ⌋

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It sounds terribly unweieldy. I once fucked a man with a yardstick and that was pretty much near the limits of my dexterity.

I could see you making it work, though. You'd have to balance the weight of the ten foot pole closer to the handle than the fucking end. This would make the fuckpole look more like a pool cue. Would you fuck him with a ten foot pool cue?

But you still have a potential weight issue. You want to avoid what both gun enthusiasts and fuckpoleists call "chick lean" which is a product of poor upper body strength. You might want to get a sort of y-frame upon which to balance the fucking pole if you're attempting a full ten feet. Another option is to attach a sort of piston-like dildo apparatus to the end of the pole. However, this is not quite fucking with a ten foot pole so much as ten foot pole assisted fucking.

You could also cheat and fuck him with 10 foot pole cut into five 2 foot poles. Technically, it's a 10 foot pole, but more manageable. The issue there would be how to go about it. Combine the poles into one monster fucklog? Switch the poles out so you've fucked him with each one?

monster fucklog

Now I'm imagining a monster truck rally... but with fucklogs... on wheels.

Kinda like jousting.

Well yeah, I guess, if you wanted to be artless about it.

Anyone could fuck someone with a two foot pole. The ten foot pole requires more forethought and athleticism.

I'd have a little more respect if you, say, cut the pole down into two five-foot poles and did a sort of spitroast.

Obviously the real solution here is to bend the one poll into a u-shape in order to both make a more manageable shape (since your now only manipulating what's in essence a 5 foot pole, but still actually 10 foot) and allowing for hot double-pole-one-hole action.

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