[ SECRET POST #2093 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2093 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 063 secrets from Secret Submission Post #299.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

What are your dirtiest, most secret, shameful kinks? Do you ever get the chance to read about them in fanfic or does no one ever write smut involving that kink, or ignore your requests for it on kinkmemes?

I say so because just today I found a smutfic involving one of the characters has a super-stretched, loose, gaping asshole, a huge kink of mine that I had long since given up on finding smut about because I have never, ever before read a fanfic (or any other palatable porn for that matter) involving that kink. And now I feel like I should see if other people have kinks that are similarly ignored. It is a SECRETS comm after all!

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[yeranonnyharry]

"Okay. Here's what I want. First, we both get naked. Except we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol. I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks."

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Hard core consensual guro fic. Like legs/arms/wings being ripped off or eyes getting gouged in the middle (they aren't human obviously hahaha). I see it only in non-con/dub-con fics in my fandom though.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Pegging. But I think the lack of it is mostly due to the fact that 90% of my ships are slash, so...

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Snuff and fisting. Not necessarily together.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

While I can find it occasionally, dominating while being penetrated. It's so hard to find in the fandoms I'm in :(

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Non infantile age play or non sexual age play that doesn't deal with diapers or shame or because someone was abused as a kid. I want angst free age play dammit!

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

It isn't terribly dirty or shameful but I have a major kink for D/s that doesn't involve humiliation. Lots of praise and happy mixed with D/s is hard to find.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Ever since I was 14, I've always fantasized about making love on the Space Shuttle.

With a space prostitute.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[unicornherds]

You know I'm sure I've read some smutfic that involved that but now that I'm trying to search through my memory of all the random smut I've read (I've read a lot. Smut intrigues me so I find myself reading stuff and being all "wtf did I just read" or "this is fascinating" a lot.) I can't even begin to recall specifics. I'd guess it was SGA because honestly that's a large percentage of my smutfic experience, but I'm not certain. If I remember I'll leave a link for you.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Just wondering: was this fic you mention a fairly recent avengerkink fill? Because if so, that fic also brought up one of my favorite kinks: very minor, incidental scat that just serves to heighten the other aspects of the scenario (in that case, degradation and body-alteration) but isn't the main focus at all.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[oroburos69]

Bestiality with Pokemon. It's like nailing my childhood in a dirty alleyway, and yet...

Surprisingly popular, btw.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[maverickz3r0]

I can't find tentacle fic in my main fandom. Which sucks, because there are actual canon tentacles (sorta, prehensile vines) and plenty of options for others within the setting.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[intrigueing]

Female-on-male noncon that isn't done by sex pollen and isn't because the woman is in looooove with the man or wants his babies and is so insane she doesn't know it's wrong. Where is my goddamn h/c rapefic with a female asshole scumbag rapist, god-fucking-damnit...

REC ME TWO DICKS ONE HOLE HERE OKAYS

[anonymouslyyours]

Double penetration. In the same orifice because apparently people get that confused?

It's hard enough to find in slash let alone het. *pouts*

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

I have an absolute hell of a time finding good inflation/expansion fic. :(

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[terabient]

In slash, more mind-break scenarios. Stuff where someone is raped or tortured beyond their ability to endure and they have a complete mental breakdown.

It's really common in het made by men but I almost never see it in slashfic.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

OP, I remember there being a ton of anal prolapse fic that might be up your alley in Supernatural fandom a few years ago. A bunch were written by annabeth on lj, and there were definitely some in the first round of blindfold_spn.

As for me, I love dark pregnancy stories, where someone is forcibly impregnated with a child/several children/a brood of demonspawn/IDEC for some plot reason, especially if it gets all Stockholmy at some point. But I really prefer stories about women, and all the creepy pregnancy stuff is usually mpreg.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Not exactly a kink, but if a character in fandom is always written bottoming, I will at some point inevitably start to really want to see them topping instead and get disappointed.

There's a character in my primary fandom who has spent the entire life of the kinkmeme with his legs wide open, being passed around like a two-dollar whore, and while that's been smoking hot and all for the past few months, now all I want is to see him topping the shit out of everyone and turning them into whimpering messes and talking filth in their ears in the most dominating, aggressive ways possible. But alas, the two or three prompts I've left asking for it have gone untouched. :'(

/my kinkmeme is being unimaginative and uncooperative

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Much older woman/Much younger guy. I find it super hot if a woman who is in her 30s or 40s is doing a kid who is between 16-18. Bonus points if she's ~deflowering~ him, and she's like his friend's mom or something.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

One of my stranger kinks involves a character walking in on another character masterbating. And well...offers to enhance their experience (usually by giving them great oral). I prefer everything to be consensual in this situation.

And yeah...so far no luck with finding fics for that. Let alone fics with some of my favorite pairings.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

non-con or dub-con involving a character that can control another character's body as if they were a puppet.

Or a character forcing two characters to sleep together with a power like that. I'm not supper picky, just human puppets.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Consensual het fem!dom with bondage.

Damn is it hard to find that for my pairings. (Even for the ones that totally have that kind of dynamic. /bitter) I've had more luck finding fanart than decent smutfics, alas.

Like, if I'm lucky enough to stumble across some bondage smut with one of my pairings it's invariably the girl who's the one tied up and that's nice occasionally and all but dammit I want to see the guy in that position while his lady love totally dominates him and he enjoys the hell out of it.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Breast inflation/transformation/gender swap (M->F)/animal transformation (but not furry. Getting bunny ears is okay, for example.)

But - if a guy is in control of a girl, or another girl is in control of a girl, it must be consensual. If it's m/m, or m/f femme-domme, I'm okay with dub/non-con.

Re: Your dirtiest secret kinks that you can never find in fanfic

[30_rock_office]

~Bad Guy makes Character A rape Character B. And Character is A is super loving, soothing them and holding them, and trying to be gentle and block out what Bad Guy is saying/doing. I like the aftermath of Character A and Character B to be tender and careful and full of hurt/comfort.
~Character A wants to be be taken (not necessarily dominated) by someone bigger than them. Like Tony/Hulk or Steve/Thor
~Alpha/Beta/Omega 'verse where the Alpha just goes to town, but at the same time says sweet, loving things to the Omega. It's even better when the Omega cries.
~Recently found out I had this kink, which was brought up as a secret the other day, but Male Character wants nothing more than to be pregnant and have children, so they try and try and try with their partner. There was a lovely Fury/Coulson fill on avengerkink for it, and it just hit so many buttons I didn't know I had.

I could go on, but those are the ones that are the most difficult for me to find. Any recs would be very much appreciated. :)