[ SECRET POST #2094 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2094 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 042 secrets from Secret Submission Post #299.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Comments

[mekkio]

Well, this one doesn't have a "pec window" but Namor: The Submariner basically runs around all day in a green speedo. Just a speedo.

[forgottenjester]

Ahaha~ That's funny. I love how everyone is sending me pictures. I guess he really believes that less it more.

[mekkio]

I take that back. They did have another costume for Namor but it was just as sexually suggestive.



And it didn't have just a pec window but a six pack and treasure trail window.

[forgottenjester]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. Those shoulder guards look like they'll offer a lot of protection against his enemies.

[mekkio]

Yep. At least with Emma Frost, she can turn to diamond. He's just letting it all hang out.

[forgottenjester]

You don't understand! It's to distract his enemies!

[mekkio]

Well, it worked. I'm distracted.

[forgottenjester]

You're one of his enemies?

[mekkio]

No, but I'd surrender to him anyway.

[forgottenjester]

Makes sense. *golf clap*

[darkmanifest]

Hmm, I think that's even better. A Speedo is too frank, the trick is nearly-full coverage with unnecessary swathes of either tightness or nudity, or both. Final Fantasy figured that out with Sephiroth. Shoulder armor, mmm.

[(Anonymous)]

Didn't he also run around naked for a few issue once?

[(Anonymous)]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM

[yeranonnyharry]

Are those nipples his superpower?

[mekkio]

Given the cheesecake poses he is put in, I wouldn't be surprise.

[(Anonymous)]

Namor is one of a handful of male comics characters that ever gets objectified on anything close to the level that ALL OF THE WOMEN do. The only others that immediately come to mind are Dick Grayson and Gambit.

[mekkio]

Mmmmm, Gambit.

[(Anonymous)]

Meh, should be a thong ;P