[ SECRET POST #2094 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2094 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 042 secrets from Secret Submission Post #299.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

I have achieved my goal!

[forgottenjester]

I have been quoted by Fandom Hates Women tumblr.

I'm not sure what to do now that it's confirmed I hate my own vagina. Do I throw a party?

F!S, what would you do?

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[anonymouslyyours]

Enjoy the furious hate-masturbation?

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[forgottenjester]

I have not considered that. An appealing option. If I hate my own vagina though, wouldn't I rather cut it out than pleasure it?

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[fingalsanteater]

Congrats. They were really reaching this time.

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[forgottenjester]

Thank you.

Aren't they always reaching? Eh, but it's probably because they haven't hit us in a while and needed something to post.

[unicornherds]

Dammit I missed my chance! And that was a really obvious secret for them to hop on. Next time.

[forgottenjester]

I know, I'm so sorry I didn't derail with puppies with you like I promised. Next time, okay?

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[al28894]

DANG IT! It's almost college time here and this pops up!? Maybe I can read this in secret in class...

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[forgottenjester]

Yes, you can learn all about my vagina hating ways.

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[streetcake]

Man, that one where they assumed casual gamer was code for female gamer was hilarious. After that I keep checking in on it in the hopes that I appear on there one day. You're lucky, you weren't even trying to hate your vaj and they quoted you. :'(

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[forgottenjester]

Aren't they always hilarious?

I wasn't trying but they said it was so it must be true. Random people on the internet are never wrong.

Don't worry, you'll get your chance someday.

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[biohazardgirl]

I could throw your vagina a party. There's probably a store somewhere where they sell clitoris party hats. They have penis ones but those would probably be very big for your clitoris unless you have a large clitoris.

I wonder if you could get a hatmaker to tailor a dick hat to clitoral proportions. . .

I should really be doing homework.

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[forgottenjester]

It has to be an anti-vagina party. Because I hate them. We can put red 'X's on them or something.

I bet you could.

Aw, can you do it at the same time? Is the homework hard? Should I wish you good luck with it?

[greenvelvetcake]

Two words.

Snatch. Noisemaker.

phwee!

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[brightblueink]

LOL man, this blog is so weird. What's with them reblogging a secret that saying "the only female character I hate is X?"

You hate one female character, you hate all women now? Isn't that...actually putting all women into a box and backwards and not feminist? At the very least, I wouldn't consider it very feminist!

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[forgottenjester]

Because they think they're helping the feminist cause? I dunno.

Duh, just how like I hate Anders, therefore I hate all mages.

But yeah, it is. It's saying all women are replaceable and can stand in for each other. We don't have different hope, dreams, feelings, goals, etc. We are one. Join us.

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[insolentwitch]

I'm so proud of you! Your comment was well formed and not at all a statement of hatred towards women.

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[forgottenjester]

Shhhhh! Don't tell the tumblr person that. They might unquote me. Then where would I be?

I would no longer hate my vagina. We can't have that now can we?

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[maverickz3r0]

Aw man. I shoulda commented to that. It was so obvious they'd pick that one, in retrospect. And I'm a guy, too, so logically by what they've been saying so far, shouldn't they target me? Sadface.

Mind you, this person doesn't annoy me so much anymore as the person who reblogged it. Yeah, if you don't read F!S because you're upset when people have reasonable reactions, pretty sure we don't want you anyway.

And yes, I would throw a party! Come on, it's like. Internet fame or something. Only due to pettiness and misunderstanding, and made of hilarity.

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[stainless]

They don't target me either, despite that I frequently talk about my disenchantment with feminist community, especially online.

Maybe the Decepticon symbol frightens them away? HOSHI SHE'S TOTALLY AN ANTIFEMINIST BUT WE DON'T WANT TO GET STEPPED ON BY GIANT ROBOTS

I don't know, man. I don't know.

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[forgottenjester]

That's how I felt every time I was passed over. But you're in luck, they seem to quote indiscriminately.

Ahaha, I bet that person left a long time ago when F!S was a lot wankier and 1)probably didn't read the whole post 2) still thinks we're the same as we were then 3) may be a friend of the FHW tumblr.

Okay then. Party about how I hate my vagina. I will write angry, angry notes to it and turn those notes into confetti to celebrate my hate.

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[caecilia]

I don't even see what was bad about your comment.

And I find it hilarious that insanenoodlyguy's kankri comment is there.

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[hornpile]

the funniest part is that the last screencap is basically explaining what the runner of that blog is like. ie thinking that hating one female character makes you a misogynist who hates all women.

the second funniest part is the kankri one. it's KANKRI for the love of god!!

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[kaileighblue]

You know that person has that tumblr just to get people to makes these posts?

Re: I have achieved my goal!

[(Anonymous)]

Wow I'm kinda late to the party.

Writer of secret here. The poke fun at straight male shows got misinterpreted by so many people and the whole discussion got so way out of what I wanted it to be I kinda just gave up on the discussion of this secret...

I love male characters as well, honestly didn't mean to cause any wank. Sorry.