[ SECRET POST #2095 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2095 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 020 secrets from Secret Submission Post #299.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[mekkio]

No, it was you. You're the one who has the tattoo of Fantasy Island's Tattoo on your backside. You were stoned out of your mind when you had it done and kept on saying, "Yo dawg, I heard you like tattoos..." It was your tattooed keister in Mexico. Man, that must have been one psychedelic worm.

[forgottenjester]

But I have no tattoos and I've never done drugs, or drink alcohol. I'm the most straight-laced person most of my friends know. It had to be my body double.

But this means she's impersonating me. The witch. I mean, I know it's her job but... if she was able to fool you. She could get me kicked out of college! I must kill by body double!

Hey...

[insanenoodlyguy]

Waittt a minute.

How do you remember that if YOU ARE OUR KID?

Re: Hey...

[forgottenjester]

SHE MUST BE MY BODY DOUBLE!!!

*Dun Dun Dun*

Re: Hey...

[luxshine]

I just have to confess my undying love for you two, your kids and this thread. It made this secret worthwile.

Re: Hey...

[forgottenjester]

Aw, thank you! ♥ You're so sweet.

Re: Hey...

[insanenoodlyguy]

We love you too.

THIS RELATIONSHIP CAN'T HANDLE POLYARMORY, SHIT

Re: Hey...

[luxshine]

But... but... I could babysit while forgottenjester remembers the kids!

<--- BAD FATHER

[insanenoodlyguy]

YOU ARE HIRED. TALK TO ME LATER IF YOU WANT TO MAKE EXTRA MONEY

Re: <--- BAD FATHER

[luxshine]

Yay! Easiest job interview ever!

Re: Hey...

[mekkio]

I come from the future! But the flux capsitor is on the fritz and I can't get back!