[ SECRET POST #2097 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2097 ⌋

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Comments

[ryttu3k]

...Gotta say. Never considered that ship before, but now I'm honestly liking the idea.

And yeah, I can't unsee Guinan = Time Lord. Especially with Assimiltion.

[gethenian]

Right?

Ro Laren is all "FUCK EVERYTHING AND KILL IT WITH GUNS ARGLEFLARGLEBLARGLE"
and Guinan is all "Hey, relax, it's just a six-eyed Yeti thing. 'Sup, six-eyed Yeti thing? I bet I can make some really weird cocktail that I somehow know the recipe for from when I visited your home planet and totally chilled with your king president whatever. Why don't we all sit down and have a chat?"

and then they do and Ro probably sulks about it and keeps argleflargleblargling for a bit and threatening to shoot things in the face but no one cares anymore because Guinan got this shit under control.

Until an assassin six-eyed Yeti thing shows up and goes at her and Ro Laren shoots it in the face and saves everyone's asses while Guinan secures a peace treaty between six-eyed Yeti things and whatever the fuck six-eyed Yeti things hate... probably Hobbits.





........but less weird-sounding scenarios would be cool too. And then Guinan and Ro would ride off into the GSC 03549-02811-set and do each other's nails and shoe some centipede-zebras and make out before going back to Guinan's TARDIS.




And this is why I'm too weird even for Trekkies. XD

[ryttu3k]

Guinan is the Doctor, Ro is the companion?

...I can get behind that. :D

(I haven't got into fandom, per se, since I've only seen TNG and Voyager, and am... not really a fan of TOS. Maybe we can have our own little weird corner of it.)

[gethenian]

Sorta. I actually see them more as equals. In Doctor Who the companions tend to be there partly to help the Doctor, but also largely to be his Watsons... people who serve as the standard of normalcy in order to emphasize just how smart and eccentric and wise and ruthless the Doctor is compared to mere humanity. I see Guinan and Ro as being more like... um... Timon and Pumbaa, or Bert and Ernie, or Lumiere and Cogsworth, or... you get the idea. They're very different people with very different strengths but neither truly "outranks" the other (except in military terms.... I have no fucking clue whether Guinan even has a rank or if whatever it is falls above or below Ensign).

I'm not really involved in fandom either, since it's straight-up clear as crystal no one else in most fandom communities seems to share my interest in either of those characters and I get satisfaction enough discussing my other favourite characters and watching old episodes with my wife. I got lucky that way. ^_____^

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure Guinan isn't even an officer on the ship, but I imagine that she's straight up nobility in some corners of the universe.

[gethenian]

I imagine she's straight-up nobility wherever the hell she WANTS to be. ;) Lady's got class.

[ryttu3k]

Oh, true... Timon and Pumbaa, huh? (Now with less bug-eating!) Maybe if it was a Doctor-and-companion dynamic, it'd be more like Four and Romana - two Time Lords on fairly equal ground. And yeah, if Guinan had a rank, I don't remember it.

Ah well XD I'm trying to work out if anyone, anyone would be interested in a Zelda and Voyager crossover...

[celestinenox]

Your description of Ro = perfection.

[gethenian]

Thanks. XD

[intrigueing]

OMG I think I'm in love with your brain <3 And your description of Ro and Guinan is dead on.

[gethenian]

*sweeping bow* Thank you. ^^;;; I really do love both of them, they deserve so much more appreciation than they get.

[(Anonymous)]

+a billion!