[ SECRET POST #2099 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2099 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 085 secrets from Secret Submission Post #300.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - pretty much unreadable ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

-shrugs- Meh, personally I'd love for a modern adaption that doesn't have any romantic involvement/hints at it between them at all [or, more specifically, Sherlock [the character] had no romantic entanglements].

And no, before anyone assumes this, it's not because of 'Omg! Teh Gay!' - I just think it would be a nice change of pace to have no romantic undertones to their relationship [seeing as both the movies, and Sherlock BBC have those.]

[insanenoodlyguy]

Won't work. Everybody who wants to find it will find it. You can show Sherlock chopping his nuts off and screaming "never gonna use these!" and Watson going "I'm next buddy, fuck sex!" And people will be talking about how it was a homoerotic mutual castration.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol. I can almost see this as the next installment of Sherlock-and-Watson-are-so-heterosexual.

Also, this is why you're my favorite. XD

[insanenoodlyguy]

NEVER. HOLMES IS TOO HETEROSEXUAL TO GIVE UP HIS BALLS. HE NEEDS THOSE FOR ALL THE WHORE JUICE HE SPRAYS ON THE WHORES. WHORES BEING ALL WOMEN BECAUSE THAT'S HOW A HETEROSEXUAL THINKS

[othellia]

Oh god. This is both hilarious and terrifying because it is so true.

[(Anonymous)]

More people are going to complain that you've made them sound like Americans *shudder*

[world_eater]

No, no, your example is too easy, no good. They hate sex because they're gay and only ever had sex with women, so they don't even realise there's a way they could enjoy it before they tragically chop their balls off.