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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2012-10-01 06:20 pm

[ SECRET POST #2099 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2099 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2012-10-02 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
But what about all the sperm that didn't make it one the day that future part of your favorite actor happened to burrow into another future part of your favorite actor and begin to form what would become your favorite actor?

Tens of thousands of bits that could have potentially been a portion of your favorite actor, or someone else's favorite actor, shriveled up and died in the tomb that was your favorite actor's mother's internal genitalia. And, as for the other half, countless bits in that direction were expelled from your favorite actor's mother's internal genitalia over the course of her life -- discarded bunches of cells, needed not for the purpose for which they'd split. So, you see, OP, not only was a portion of your favorite actor once a sperm, but that portion was forged in the furnaces of Hell, a harried survivor surrounded on all sides by death and destruction -- as was the egg with which it ultimately paired. Conception is madness. It is a war, and the casualties are strewn like a deranged carpet across the barren landscape of Chance.

(Anonymous) 2012-10-02 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
I realize this is a joke comment, but this is precisely why I can't take anti-abortion people seriously when they're like "what if YOU'D been aborted?!"

because holy shit there are so many obstacles to being born with this precise DNA already, one more ain't gonna freak me out.